Thursday, May 24, 2018

May 21st, 2018 - Chicago


Location: Pizzeria Serio
Categories: Nelson Muntz, Sci-Fi
Episodes: Black Widower, Cape Feare, Brother from Another Series
WinnerWe'd Like To Apologize One More Time For Our Unfortunate Remarks At The United Nations
Best Team Name: We Are Well Aware Of Neil Arsenty's Problems, But Compared To Warren And Aaron, He's Judge Freakin' Reinhold!

1.  We'd Like To Apologize One More Time For Our Unfortunate Remarks At The United Nations - 45.5 pts
2. Two Caucasian Males Out Of Money In Sector Four - 44.5 pts
3. We Are Well Aware Of Neil Arsenty's Problems, But Compared To Warren And Aaron, He's Judge Freakin' Reinhold! - 40.5 pts
4. Woo Hoo Classic Simpsons Trivia - The Game Where Condemned Criminals Dig At Each Other With Rusty Hooks - 38 pts
5. Woo Hoo Simpsons Trivia Rules - Every Trivia Team Must Win Trivia At Least Once Regardless Of Gross Incompetence, Obesity Or Rank Odor - 37.5 pts
6. Let's All Give In To Deliciousness - The Pizzeria Serio Way! - 36.5 pts
7. Family. Religion. Friendship. These Are The Three Demons You Must Slay If You Wish To Succeed In Trivia - 35.5 pts
8. What's Aaron Doing To That Other Trivia Host? It Looks Like He Is Trying To Jump Over Him But Can't Quite Make It - 35 pts
9. Garfunkel, Messina, Oates & Lisa - 34 pts
10. There's Only One Thing To Do At A Moment Like This. Strut!! - 32.5 pts
11. Gas, Break, Honk! - 32 pts
11. Starving Actor's Other Occupation… Please Note, Trivia Host Is Not Allowed, As It Is Not Real Work, That's Why You Don't Get Paid For It. - 32 pts
13. "Fifteen Dollars?! I Wanted A Slice Of Pizza!" "Fifteen Dollars Can Buy You Many Slices Of Pizza." "Explain." "Money Can Be Exchanged For Goods And Services." - 30.5 pts
14. Jub Jub: We're Everywhere You Want To Be - 28.5 pts
15. We Need A Team Name That's Really Cutting Edge Like Cutco… Edgecom… Pizza Slice - 27.5 pts
16. According To The Gas Chromatograph, The Secret Ingredient Is… Trivia?! Who's Been Screwing With This Thing? - 27 pts
17. Pin Pals - 24.5 pts
18. Achy-Breaky Pelvis - 24 pts
19. Gudger College Alumni Fund - 19 pts
20. We Met At Simpsons Karaoke Last Year And Now We're Married - 18.5 pts
21. My Mom Thinks I'm Cool - 14 pts
22. Ah, I'm Sick Of The Tarzan Movie - 13.5 pts
23. It's A Pornography Trivia. We're Being Quizzed On Pornography - 11.5 pts
24. This Is A Rare Photo Of Neil Arsenty Signed By Aaron & Warren. It Is Worth $150. - 10.5 pts

Tuesday, May 22, 2018

May 16, 2018 - Indianapolis


Location: Tappers Arcade Bar
Categories: Season 2, Finish The Song Lyric
Episodes: The PTA Disbands, You Only Move Twice
Winner: Police Cops

1: Police Cops - 80
2: Dr. Hillbilly & The Iron Yuppie - 76
3: Something Something Burt Ward - 68
4: Purple Monkey Dishwasher - 64
5: Make Way for Willie - 51
6: Team Discovery Channel - 44
7: Kwik-E-Smrts - 38
8: Hells Satans - 16
9: Stupid Sexy Flanders - 11
10: The Flaming Moe's - 9
11: Pray for Mojo - 5

Sunday, May 20, 2018

May 19, 2018 - Calgary



Location: Dickens Pub
Categories: Kirk Van Houten, Disney
Episodes: Homerpalooza, Bart of Darkness, El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer
Winners: Happy birthday Jerry, the cowboy. And happy birthday to that big dipper-lookin’ host, Alan… the cowboy.
Best Team Name: The Bridal Feast of Beth Chadruharazzeb

1. Happy birthday Jerry, the cowboy. And happy birthday to that big dipper-lookin’ host, Alan… the cowboy., 45 points
2. Sorry for not being here often. We bring you a big bag of irregular Oreos! I don’t know what’s wrong with this one… oh…, 45 points
3. Good job McGarnagle, our Simpsons trivia team is dead! They slit their throats from ear to ear., 41 points
4. Diablo Canyon 1, 40.5 points
5. The Bridal Feast of Beth Chadruharazzeb 40 points
6. The Pöpli Kids, 37.5 points
7. Sugar, Do Do Do Do Do Do, 32 points

Monday, May 14, 2018

May 8, 2018 - St. Catharines



Location: Gord's Place - St. Catharines
Winner:  This Really Goes Beyond Our Training As A Trivia Team
Winner Best Team Name: Can You Imagine A World Without Honest Lawyers 

1. This Really Goes Beyond Our Training As A Trivia Team  49.5
2. Lisa Loves The Trivia Host!  Nobody Loves The Trivia
Host!!!                                                                                     44.5
3. So In Conclusion, I Rest My Trivia Team.  Mr. Hall,
Are You Aware You're Not Wearing Any Pants?!                   41.5
4. The People Who Look Like Thi                                              40.5
5. Guy Incognito                                                                        37.5
6. Like Elephants, Some People Are Just Jerks                   37
7. Uncle Moe's Family Feedbags                                          32
8. Mouse, Rat, Syringe, Gerry's Head                                   30.5
9. Can You Imagine A World Without Honest Lawyers         28
10. Bowies                                                                             23.5
11. El Barto and El Homo                                                      18.5
12. Five Dollars?!  Get Outta Here....                                          11 
13. Newlyweds                                                                            10

May 1, 2018 - Hamilton


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Location:  Honest Lawyer on the Mountain, Hamilton
Winner: Bovine University Graduates 
Winner(s) Best Team Name:  You Know There's a Little Place Called Woo Hoo Trivia!  The Nice Thing About That Place Is, Gerry Gets In The Trivia With You.

1. Bovine University Graduates                                        48       
2. This Trivia Team Are NOT Communists!  They May
Be Liars, Pigs, Idiots Or Communists.  But They Are
Not Pornstars!                                                                   48
3. Stupid Trivia Teams Need The MOST Attention            45
4. 'An Evening With Gerry Hall..."  Just An  Evening?!       44
5.  You Know There's a Little Place Called Woo Hoo 
Trivia!  The Nice Thing About That Place Is, Gerry 
Gets In The Trivia With You                                                 43.5
6. Tell You What...We Drive All The Way To Hamilton
And Lose Miserably...I Owe You A Coke!                         42
7. Sorry We're Not As Smart As You Gerry.  We Didn't 
All Go To Gudger College                                                  41.5
8. We Tried To Order From The Kitchen But They
Were Out Of Food.  They Were Even Out Of The Basic
Elements Of Food.  We Ate All The Taragon And Drank
All the Soy Sauce                                                              39.5
9. Trim Those Sideburns                                                      36.5                      
10. The Christ Punchers                                                   36.5
11. Trivia On A Tuesday?!  Who Am I, Charlie Sheen?    35
12. Team Burbon, Brownest Of The Brown Liquors          29.5
13.  You Want Me To Show This To Gerry And Have
Gerry Tell You What It Is?  Cuz Gerry's Going To Get It.  24

Wednesday, May 9, 2018

May 8th, 2018 - Toronto



Location : Cadillac Lounge
Categories : Maude Flanders, Real World Products
Episodes : Bart Sells His Soul, Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming, Marge in Chains
Winners : Dear Chris, as We Write This, We Are Very Sad. Our Team Has Been Overthrown and REPLACED BY THE BENEVOLENT GENERAL KRULL! ALL HAIL KRULL AND HIS GLORIOUS NEW TEAM!!!
Matt Smith Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Team Naming: What's That, Mother? We Have a Right to Be Here! It's Trivia! I - Mother, That Sailor Suit Doesn't Fit Anymore!

* Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets or changed your name half way through the night! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!*

1. Dear Chris, as We Write This, We Are Very Sad. Our Team Has Been Overthrown and REPLACED BY THE BENEVOLENT GENERAL KRULL! ALL HAIL KRULL AND HIS GLORIOUS NEW TEAM!!! - 44 pts
2. Kwik-E-Mart Gougers 4: The Trilogy Continues - 43 pts
3. Oh, You Have Many Question, Ms. Brazeau. We Send You Premium Answer Question 100%! - 41 pts
4. The Simpsons Trivia Story: Booze, Drugs, Guns, Lies, Blackmail, and Laughter - 40.5 pts
4. This Has Trivia in It. Trivia is a Fruit. - 40.5 pts
6. Sex Cauldron - 37.5 pts
7. I Think Their Name is Mother Shabooboo Now - 35.5 pts
7. I, For One, Welcome Our New Cadillac Lounge Overlords and Would Like to Remind Them That as a Trusted Trivia Team, We Can Be of Use to Them in Rounding Up Other Teams, To Toil in Their Underground Trivia Caves - 35.5 pts
9. Handsome Homer Simpson +3 - 34 pts
10. That Team Sure Did Suck Last Night. They Just Plain Sucked. I've Seen Teams Suck Before But They Were the Suckiest Bunch of Sucks That Ever Sucked. - 31.5 pts
11. This Team Will Call You HoJu - 31 pts
12. Fudgicles - 30.5 pts
12. Muddy Mae Suggins and the Electric Koolaid Acid Band - 30.5 pts
14. Their Team Names are Good, But Our Team Name Has Football in the Groin - 30 pts
14. Webster's Dictionary Defines the "Team of Excellence" as the Quality or Condition of Being an Excellent Team - 30 pts
16. Stupid Lisa Garbage Face - 29 pts
17. General Krull and His Glorious New Regime - 28.5 pts
17. The Team That Keeps Tigers Away - 28.5 pts
19. Lee Carvello's Putting Challenge - 27.5 pts
20. The Metric System is the Tool of the Devil! Our Trivia Team Gets 40 Rods to the Hoghead and That's the Way We Likes It! - 26 pts
21. Homemade Pepsi (It's a Little Thick) - 25.5 pts
22. I'm a Stupid Moron With an Ugly Face and a Big Butt and My Butt Smells and I Like to Kiss My Own Butt - 25 pts
22. The Team With Bees in Their Mouths and When They Answer They Shoot Bees at You - 25 pts
24. Wait a Minute. Bart's Teacher is Named Brazeau? I've Been Calling Her Crandall. Why Didn't Someone Tell Me? Oh, I've Been Making an Idiot Out of Myself! - 22 pts
25. Carl = Black - 21.5 pts
26. The Whitey Whackers (It Was a Black Day for Baseball) - 21 pts
27. Bake 'Em Away Toys - 20.5 pts
27. Gudger Alumni - 20.5 pts
27. What's That, Mother? We Have a Right to Be Here! It's Trivia! I - Mother, That Sailor Suit Doesn't Fit Anymore! - 20.5 pts
30. The Team That Lives Above a Bowling Alley and Below Another Bowling Alley - 19.5 pts
31. The Chris The - 15.5 pts
32. Lenny = White - 11.5 pts
33. Creamed Crap - 9.5 pts
34. You Remember Cadillac Lounge? It's Back. In Pog Form. - 8.5 pts
35. Yes Chris, We're Gonna Marry a Carrot - 8 pts

Monday, May 7, 2018

April 30, 2018 - Detroit



Location: Tipsy McStaggers
Themes: Apu, The Mafia
Episodes: 22 Short Films About  Springfield, The Last Tap Dance in Springfield, Homer and Apu
Winner: The Sun is Out, Birds are Singing, Bees are Trying to Have Sex With Them, As is My Understanding

1) The Sun is Out, Birds are Singing, Bees are Trying to Have Sex with Them, As is My Understanding - 46.5
2) Maggie Was Framed - 44.5
3) Put it in H - 42.0
4) Pi is Exactly 3 - 39.5
5) De Fault: The Two Best Words in the English Language - 39.5
6) Christ Punchers - 39.0
7) Daniel - 8.0
8) Moe’s Hoes - 4.0