Tuesday, October 17, 2017

October 16th, 2017 - Chicago

Location: Pizzeria Serio
Categories: Kang and Kodos, Death
Episodes:Treehouse of Horror IV (VHS transfer with 90s commercials), Treehouse of Horror V, Treehouse of Horror VI
WinnerThe Team That Made Serak the Preparer Cry
Best Team Name: 
Join Simpsons Trivia, but beware, it carries a terrible curse. Oooh, that's bad. But we have all-you-can-eat pizza! That's good. The pizza is also cursed. That's bad. But we show three episodes. That's good. One is the episode where Skinner isn't really Skinner. That's bad.
Costume Contest Winner: Kathryn Schmidt for Jimmy Carter Statue w/ Marge Hair

1. The team that made Serak the Preparer cry 48 pts
2. This is a sordid little trivia group, isn't it? Makes us sick in a wonderful, wonderful way. 46.5 pts
3. Gloria Vanderbilt, out for revenge! 44 pts
4. Please, don't eat me! I have friends at Simpsons trivia. Eat them! 43 pts
5. Look, Neil, Aaron is stupid and I'm with him and now Warren's stupid! 42.5 pts
6. I ate a whole pizza at trivia today. I know doctors say you should eat a pizza and a half, but I just can't eat that much! 42 pts
7. The Half-Assed Approach to Team Name Shitposting 39.5 pts
8. Our team is merely exchanging long protein strings. If you can think of another way, I'd like to hear it. 38.5 pts
8. Let us celebrate our new team name with the adding of chocolate to milk. 38.5 pts
8. Trivia! Teacher, mother, secret lover… Urge to kill fading, fading, fading… RISING! Fading… fading… gone! 38.5 pts
11. We'll search out every place a sick, twisted, solitary misfit might run to… I'll start with Simpson's Trivia! 37 pts.
12. You might remember us from such celebrity funerals as "Andre the Giant, we hardly knew ye" and "Tom Petty, today we mourn a heartbreaker." 36 pts
13. Nice try Aaron and Warren, but you were designed for trivia and trivia is what you will do. 35.5 pts
13. Are we taking the new Lexus to Aaron and Warren's funeral today? 35.5 pts
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30. 5 pts 
16. Join Simpsons Trivia, but beware, it carries a terrible curse. Oooh, that's bad. But we have all-you-can-eat pizza! That's good. The pizza is also cursed. That's bad. But we show three episodes. That's good. One is the episode where Skinner isn't really Skinner. That's bad. 30 pts
17. Has anyone seen Tom Petty's toe? 27 pts
18. No team name, only khlav kalash. 26 pts
19. Tamzarian steamed hams. 25 pts
20. Team Discovery Channel 13.5 pts

Sunday, October 15, 2017

October 14, 2017 - CALGARY


Location: Dickens Pub
Episodes: Bart vs. Thanksgiving; Burns, Baby Burns; Treehouse of Horror VII
Categories: Kang & Kodos, Paranormal Parodies
Winner: The trivia team of the damned: Lizzie Borden, Benedict Arnold, John Dillinger, John Wilkes Booth, The starting lineup of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers and Richard Nixon.

1.  The trivia team of the damned: Lizzie Borden, Benedict Arnold, John Dillinger, John Wilkes Booth, The starting lineup of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers and Richard Nixon. 47.5
2.  Who can take your answers? Check 'em all for you? Who can rate your names and make up funny questions too? The trivia man! Yes the trivia man can! The trivia man can and he does it with a smile but always judges you! 47
3. The only man who could have helped us at Simpsons trivia was Jerry Springer... and now he's dead 43.5
4. How'd you do I see you've met my faithful trivia hosts. They're just a little brought down cuz when you knocked they thought you were the gummy boutique man. So! Come up to Dickens and see What's on the tap. I see you shiver for a new sprinkle... brau 43
5. Homer come quick! Bart's quit his trivia team and joined a violence gang 42
6. Just brown and water 40.5
7. Is our team getting dumber or just louder? 40.5
8. Despite Adam's objections the people of Calgary can vote in free democratic mayoral elections 40
9. Bi-Mon-Sci-Fi-Con 38
10. The illiterate, tax cheating, wife swapping, pot smoking, Diamond Joe Quimby 37.5
11. Losing at trivia... oh you better believe that's a paddlin' 37
12. Is the answer Japan? 34
13. Lousy smarch weather 29.5
14. All we need is a title. We were thinking along the lines of "no trivia and no Sprinklebrau make trivia team something something" 20

Wednesday, October 11, 2017

October 10th, 2017 - Toronto TreeHouse Of Horror!


Location : Cadillac Lounge
Categories : Kang and Kodos, Costumes!
Episodes : Treehouse of Horror VIII, Treehouse of Horror III, Treehouse of Horror V
Winners : Kwik-E-Mart Gougers
Matt Smith Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Team Naming :
Well, This Team Doesn't Deserve to Win

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1. Kwik-E-Mart Gougers - 48.5 pts
2. The Host Has a Sweet Heavenly Voice... Like Urkel! And She Appears the Second Tuesday of Every Month... Like Urkel! - 44.5 pts
3. I Heard Your Team Went to a Trivia and You Answered All the Questions at the Trivia and They Had to Close the Trivia - 44 pts
4. Sex Cauldron - 43 pts
5. The Brotherhood of Jewish Clowns - 42 pts
5. The Nelsons featuring The Simpsons - 42 pts
7. All Other Teams Have 30 Minutes to Move Their Car. Their Cars Have Been Crushed Into Cubes. They Now Have 30 Minutes to Move Their Cubes. - 40.5 pts
8. Ladies and Gentlemen, I've Taken the LSAT, the GMAT, and the Bar and I Can Say Without Hyperbole This Trivia is a Million Times Harder Than All of Them Put Together - 40 pts
9. Team Names Suck. All They Do is Take Precious Air Time Away From Chris Brazeau Whose Cruelty and Profanity Amuse us All. - 38.5 pts
10. Mostly Madrigals - 37.5 pts
11. Gummy Artisans Who Work Exclusively in the Medium of Gummy - 37 pts
12. Worker & Parasite - 36 pts
13. They're Clearly Crazy. Reading This Team's Name Would Only Waste Valuable Seconds - 35.5 pts
14. Our Team Name is Agnes and You Know It's Agnes. It Means Lamb, Lamb of God. - 35 pts
14. Our Team's Name is Agnes and You Know It's Agnes. It Means Lamb, Lamb of God. - 35 pts
16. Well, This Team Doesn't Deserve to Win - 34.5 pts
17. "Late" Lovematic Grampas - 33 pts
17. My Team's a Box, Damn You. A Box!!! - 33 pts
17. Not Like Chris Brazeau. She'd Be Butting In With Rice Krispie Squares and Tang. - 33 pts
20. Someone's Attractive Cousins! - 32.5 pts
20. Work on Contingency? No, Money Down! - 32.5 pts
22. No Pumpkin Spice, Only Khlav Kalash! - 32 pts
22. Team Discovery Channel - 32 pts
24. Fat Tony's Wheelchair Ramps - 31.5 pts
25. You Don't Win Trivia With Salad - 29.5 pts
26. The Frank Grimes Memorial Tribute Band - 29 pts
27. News on Parade Corporation Presents: News on Parade... Corporation... News - 28.5 pts
27. Our Team Has 3 Children and No Money. Why Can't We Have 3 Money and No Children? - 28.5 pts
29. He May Have Come Up With Trivia, But I Came Up With Charging $5 for It - 26.5 pts
30. Lousy Loveable Team... - 24 pts
31. Holy Rollers - 20.5 pts
32. Iron Helps Us Play - 20 pts
33. Bort & The Nevermores - 17 pts
34. The Suckiest Bunch of Sucks That Ever Sucked - 15.5 pts
35. Queasy and Surly Duffs - 13 pts
36. The Super Nintendo Chalmers - 9.5 pts
37. Can I Borrow a Feeling - 8.5 pts

Sunday, October 8, 2017

September 25, 3017 - Detroit


Location: Tipsy McStagger's
Categories: Otto, Who Said It?
Episodes: The Front, The 138th Episode Spectacular, Bart the Daredevil
Winner: Off a Tall Building. That's a Great Way to Do It.

1. Off a Tall Building. That's a Great Way to Do It. - 44.0
2. The Merciless Peppers of Quetzalacatenengo - 43.5
3. Pi is Exactly 3 - 36.5
4. SMRT - 32.0
5. Happy Birthday Lindsey - 30.0
6. Wiggle Puppy - 29.5

Monday, September 25, 2017

September 18th, 2017 - Chicago



Location: Pizzeria Serio
Categories: Ralph, School
Episodes: Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy (VHS transfer with 90s commercials), Hurricane Neddy, Lisa's First Word
WinnerLegend of the Dog-Faced Team
Best Team Name: Chicago Has Moved Up to Number 299 of America's Most Tolerable Simpsons Trivia. Take That, Brooklyn!
FLIM Festival Winner: Rock Bottom entry

1Legend of the Dog-Faced Team - 46 pts
2. We Don't Like to Toot Our Own Horn, But We're The Only Trivia Team In Town That's Not Currently Under Investigation By the State - 45.5 pts
3. I Want to Register to Run For Trivia Host and Tell the Fat Cats Upstairs That Things Are Going to Change In This Town "Okay, But This Is Where You Register As A Sex Offender." - 42 pts
4. ♪The Hurricaaaaane!♪ - 41.5 pts
5. Chicago Has Moved Up to Number 299 of America's Most Tolerable Simpsons Trivia. Take That, Brooklyn! - 41 pts
6. We Want to Be John Elway - 39.5 pts
7. You Know the Dream Where You're In Bed Drinking Crab Juice and the Klav Kalash Comes Flying Through the Window? - 38.5 pts
8. Two Bad Hosts - 37 pts
9. Simpsons Trivia is the Biggest Farce I Ever Saw (What About the Emmys?) I Stand Corrected. - 35.5 pts
10. T is For This Tooth-Filled Team - 34 pts
10. Don Mattingly's Sideburns - 34 pts
12. Chicago Simpsons Trivia Night is Second Only to Brooklyn…Toronto, Detroit, Vancouver, well most of North America. But you can thank your lucky stars we don't live in Calgary! - 33 pts
12. With All the Craziness and Confusion and Mishegoss of Picking a Team Name… We Forgot to Pick a Team Name! - 33 pts
14. Mike Glennon Getting Hit By Football - 32.5 pts
14. Dead Wife 32.5 pts
16. The Gruesome Twosome - 32 pts
17. Two Naked Eight-Year Olds Who Are Married - 30.5 pts
18. Trivia 5 + Trivia 2 = Trivia 7: Adrian's Revenge - 29 pts
18. The Garbage Man Can - 29 pts
18. Pin Pals - 29 pts
18. Let the Bears Pay the Bear Tax, We Pay the Homer Tax - 29 pts

Thursday, September 21, 2017

September 19, 2017 - Kitchener- Waterloo



Location : The Jazz Room
Categories : Bart, School and Education
Episodes : Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part 2, The PTA Disbands, Homer's Barbershop Quartet
Winners : Banana
Best Team Name : Some Kind of Non-Giving Up Trivia Guy

1. Banana - 38.5 pts
2. A groin-grabbingly good team - 36.5 pts
3. Just Once We'd Like to be Called "Sirs" Without Patrick and Jon Adding "You're Making a Scene" - 36 pts
4. The Grade A Morons - 34 pts
T5. Rowdy Roddy Peepers - 32 pts
T5. Table 5 - 32 pts
7. A Team of Less Discriminatin' Tastes - 30.5 pts
8. A Whale of A Wife - 29.5 pts
T9. Have the Rolling Stones Killed - 29 pts
T9. Trab Pu Kcip - 29 pts
T11. Hey everyone! I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt, and my butt smells, and I like to kiss my own butt. - 28.5 pts
T11. The team that lives above a bowling alley and below another bowling alley - 28.5 pts
13. Joey Joe-Joe Shabadoo - 27.5 pts
14. Sector 7G - 26 pts
T15. Some Kind of Non-Giving Up Trivia Guy - 25.5 pts
T15. Tied for Sixth with Table Time and Allied Biscuit - 25.5 pts
17. The All Ighty Ollars - 24.5 pts
18. Düff - 23.5 pts
T19. Business Hammocks by Swing-Lo Sweet Chariot - 21.5 pts
T19. Purple Monkey Dishwasher - 21.5 pts
21. Local Team Ruins Everything - 21 pts
22. The Meat Council - 19.5 pts
23. Love in the time of scurvy - 17 pts

Sunday, September 17, 2017

September 16, 2017 - CALGARY


Location: Dickens Pub
Episodes: Grade School Confidential, The Canine Mutiny, The Old Man and the Lisa
Categories: Kent Brockman, Roasting the new guy
Winner: And with that, a mighty cheer went up from the heroes of Dickens. They had banished the awful trivia host 1 forever, because he was haunted. Now let's all celebrate with a cool glass of sprinklebrau.

1.  And with that, a mighty cheer went up from the heroes of Dickens. They had banished the awful trivia host 1 forever, because he was haunted. Now let's all celebrate with a cool glass of sprinklebrau. 43.5
2.  We at Simpsons Trivia Night want a team with attitude. They're edgy, they're in your face. You've heard the expression "Let's get busy?" well this is a team that gets "biz-zay." Consistently and thoroughly. 40.5
3.  How do you keep Simpsons Trivia fresh and funny after 2 long years? Well here's what's on tap for year 3: All multiple choice rounds! Host after host after host! And did someone say "Exploding keg?" So join Calgary's favorite trivia hosts, and a tiny green space alien named Ezra that only Adam can see, in Dickens this fall! It'll be out of this world, right Ezra? 38
4.  So "if" first place in Simpsons trivia is "deadlocked" we'll be "sequestered" at Dickens pub where we'll get a free room, free sprinklebrau, free HBO, food oooh, free Willy! 38
5.  Occupation Please note trivia host isn't allowed, as it is not real work, that's why you don't get paid for it. 37.5
6.  Grace C'mere! There's a sinister looking Trivia Host I want you to see! 35.5
7.  Have you noticed any change in Adam? New co-host? No, he looks like something might be disturbing him. Probably misses his old co-host. 34
8.  Unmistakable cone of ignorance. 30.5
9.  Which popular Simpsons trivia host has retired in the past month? If you said Ezra, you are wrong. He was never popular. 30
10.  Utit Choomuang. 30
11.  The gay robots from Star Wars. 25.5
12.  Sex Cauldron. 23
13.  Our team name dates back to 19-dickety 2. 22
14.  Adding a new trivia host is often a desperate attempt to boost low turnout. 21
15.  Jizzwhizzles!! 11