Thursday, January 11, 2018

January 9, 2018 - St. Catharines



Location: Honest Lawyer - St. Catharines
Episodes:  Bart of Darkness, Lisa's Rival, Another Simpsons Clip Show
Winner: We're A Lonely Insignificant Team In A Has Been Restaurant Orbited By A Cold Indifferent Trivia Host.
Winner Best Team Name:  The Trivia Team That Realized They Were No Longer Little Girls...The Were Little Women.



1. We're A Lonely Insignificant Team In A Has Been 
Restaurant Orbited By A Cold Indifferent Trivia Host       47.5
2. You Never Pick Our Trivia Name, So The Lesson 
Is...Never Try                                                                      47
3. Gerry's Gonna Smell Like Hot Dogs                                  43.5
4. The Trivia Team That Realized They Were No 
Longer Little Girls...The Were Little Women                     42.5
5. Gerry, You Shouldn't Have Stopped For That Haircut    40.5
6. Stupid Sexy Trivia Host                                                   40
7. Alf, In Pog Form                                                              38.5
8. Go Banana                                                                      36
9. Trivia Or Crab Juice                                                        35.5
10. Why Do You Thnk I Took You To All Those Police 
Academy Movies...For Fun?!                                              35
11. Nuts and Gum...Together At Last!                                 34.5
12. Team Discovery Channel                                              32.5
13.  Faceless Slugs                                                             30
14. If We Don't Win Simpsons Trivia We Will Be Banned
Along With Our Children, And Our Children's Children...
For Three Months.                                                               28.5
15. You'll Have To Speak Up, I'm Wearing A Towel             23.5

January 2, 2018 - Hamilton



Location:  Honest Lawyer on the Mountain, Hamilton
Episodes: Homer Badman, Grandpa vs. Sexual Inadequacy, Fear of Flying
Round Theme:  Ralph Wiggum
Winner: The Contrabulous Faptraption of Professor Horation Huffnagel 
Winner Best Team Name:  To A Whale Of A Host


1. The Contrabulous Faptraption of Professor
Horation Huffnagel                                                      44.5         
2. Remember 'Here Come The Pretzels'?  We're 
Back, In Pog Form.                                                     38.5
3. Are Poo And Ass Already Taken?                           35.5
4. Honk If You're Horny                                                 34
5. The Boogeyman or Boogeymen In The House       32
5. The I Didn't Do It Dancers                                       32
7. Cyanide, A Loving Tribute To Poison (We Need
A Ride Home)                                                             31.5
8. Put It In 'H'!                                                             28
9. The Suckiest Bunch Of Sucks Who Ever Sucked      28                         
10. To A Whale Of A Host                                           21
11. The TEam You Have Dialed Can No Longer Be
Reached From This Mic.  You. Negligent. Monster.    20.5
12. No Team Name...Only Khlav Kalash                     18.5
13. Buck Henderson:  Union Buster                            16

Toronto - January 2018


Location : Cadillac Lounge
Categories : Troy McClure, Parties
Episodes : I Married Marge, Lisa's First Word, And Maggie Makes Three
Winners : Sex Cauldron
Matt Smith Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Team Naming : We've Learned That Simpsons Trivia is One Crushing Defeat After Another Until You Just Wish Matt Smith is Dead

* Does your team's score seem low? You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets! Remember to do so at the end of each round! *

1. Sex Cauldron - 44.5 pts
2. Kwik E Mart Gougers: Champions of Winning, Superb! - 43 pts
2. Old Grey Team She AIn't What She Used to Be - 43 pts
2. We've Learned That Simpsons Trivia is One Crushing Defeat After Another Until You Just Wish Matt Smith is Dead - 43 pts
5. Did You Know Every Good Trivia Team is at Heart an Erotic Trivia Team? - 41 pts
5. We Should Call This Team "Johnny Deformed" - 41 pts
7. If Horseracing is the Sport of Kings, Then Surely Trivia is a... Very Good Sport as Well! - 40.5 pts
8. Tabletime and Allied Biscuit - 38 pts
9. Doesn't That Team Seem a Little... Festive To You? - 37.5 pts
10. As For Your Grandma, She Shouldn't Have Mouthed Off Like That - 37 pts
10. Krusty Tromboners - 37 pts
12. Our Names are Nick, Hayley, Marsha, Chris, Eric, and Ben... Drinking Has Ruined Our Lives... We're 31 Years Old! - 35.5 pts
13. Joey Joe-Joe Jr. Shabadu - 35 pts
14. The Magaggies - 33.5 pts
14. We Have No Business Being a Trivia Team. We're Leaving the Trivia Business to All the Other Trivia Teams in the Trivia Business - 33.5 pts
16. Kruddler! - 32.5 pts
17. I'm a Stupid Moron With An Ugly Face and a Big Butt and My Butt Smells and I Like to Kiss My Own Butt - 30 pts
17. They're Gonna Take My Thumbs, Marge! - 30 pts
19. The Lovematic Grampas - 29 pts
20. Go Banana! - 27.5 pts
21. Homer? Who is Homer? My Name is Guy Incognito. - 27 pts
21. Loafers Formerly Known as Gophers - 27 pts
23. Iron Helps Us Play! - 26.5 pts
24. A Bunch of Rory Calhouns - 26 pts
24. This Team is a Part of Us All, A Part of Us All, A Part of Us All - 26 pts
26. The Attractive Cousins - 24 pts
27. Discovery Channel - 23 pts
27. Premium Answer Question 100% - 23 pts
29. 9 Misfortunes - 21.5 pts
30. Our Country Isn't Called Trivia Anymore, It's Bonerland - 20.5 pts
30. Team Planet Express (Formerly Team Discovery Channel) - 20.5 pts
32. Team Discovery Channel - 20 pts
33. Uncle Moe's Family Feedbag - 18.5 pts
34. Eat My Slacks - 18 pts
35. The Team Whose Name You'd Love to Touch... But You Mustn't Touch! - 17 pts
36. The Nahasapeemapetilons - 6 pts

Thursday, December 28, 2017

December 12, 2017 - ST. CATHARINES



Location: Honest Lawyer - St. Catharines
Episodes:  Grift of the Magi, Lisa on Ice, Homer Badman
Winner: How Did We Get So Good At Trivia?  Pieced It Together Mostly From Sugar Packets.
Winner Best Team Name:  Baby On Board.  Something, Something...Burt Ward.



1. How Did We Get So Good At Trivia?  Pieced It 
Together Mostly From Sugar Packets                                47
2. Remember Jarvie?  He's Back, In Pog Form                42.5
3. You Can't Insult This Trivia Host.  You Call Him a 
Moron And He Just Sits There Grinning Moronily            38.5
4. Don't Make Me Run, I'm Full Of Trivia                            33
5. The Leader Beans                                                          31
6. Alright Brain, You Don't Like Me And I Don't Like You, 
But Let's Just Do This And I Can Get Back To Killing 
You With Beer.                                                                    27.5
7. Baby On Board.  Something, Somthing...Burt Ward       22.5
8. SteamedHams.ca                                                           18
9. That Ancient Mystic Society Of No Homers                    15
10. Mathalete's Foot                                                            3.5

Sunday, December 24, 2017

December 20, 2017 - Indianapolis



Location: Tappers Arcade Bar
Categories: Name the Gift, Santa's Little Helper
Episodes: Marge Not Be Proud, Miracle on Evergreen Terrace
Winner: Honor Rollers

1: Honor Rollers - 41
2: Team Discovery Channel - 37
3: Help! My Son is a Nerd - 36
4: No One's Gay for Moleman - 35
4: Christmas Ape Goes To Summer Camp - 35
6: There's Your Answer Fishbulb - 33
7: Kwik-E-Smrts - 21
8: No Homers Club - 5

Friday, December 22, 2017

Monday, December 18, 2017 - Detroit



Location: Tipsy McStaggers
Categories: Homer, Spelling Bee
Episodes: You Only Move Once, The Otto Show, Little Big Mom
Winner: Worker and Parasite

1: Worker and Parasite - 43.5
2: Pi is Exactly 3 - 41.5
3: Kwyjibo - 41.0
4: Stern Lecture Plumbing - 40.0
5: The Land of Wind and Ghosts - 40.0
6: Gudger College Dropouts - 37.5
7: Grape Ape - 29.5
8: Pin Pals - 27.0

Wednesday, December 20, 2017

December 19, 2017 - Kitchener-Waterloo



Location : The Jazz Room
Categories : Reverend Lovejoy, Star Wars!
Episodes : Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire, Marge Be Not Proud, Homer's Phobia
Winners : Imagination Christmas!
Best Team Name : I for one would like to see the Jazz Room's menu in advance. I don't like the idea of Patrick and Jon having two spaghetti meals in one day.

1. Imagination Christmas - 45.5 pts
2. Rowdy Roddy Peepers - 44 pts
3. The Annual Gift Man - 43.5 pts
4. I for one would like to see the Jazz Room's menu in advance. I don't like the idea of Patrick and Jon having two spaghetti meals in one day. - 41.5 pts
5. Cave 76 - 39.5 pts
6. Banana - 39 pts
T7. Just a little team stealing little toys, but someday we'll be a grown team stealing stadiums and..... quarries - 37.5 pts
T7. Put it in H! - 37.5 pts
9. Get two, I'm not sharing with Katelyn! - 36.5 pts
10. The Mur-diddly-er-dlers - 36 pts
11. According to the "Mexican Council of Food", this team name expired two years ago - 35 pts
12. "Put a mini beret on your wang." - 33 pts
13. Little Homer's sausages - 31 pts
14. Supernintendo Chalmers - 29.5 pts
15. In Honour of the Birth of our Lord, Open Christmas Day - 21 pts