Thursday, April 11, 2013

April 9, 2013 - Toronto


Location: Cadillac Lounge
Categories: Kirk & Luann Van Houten, Pranks
Episodes: Brother From Another Series, A Streetcar Named Marge, $pringfield (Or, How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love Legalized Gambling)
Winner: Gay? We Wish! No, If We Were Gay, There'd Be No Problem. No, What This Team Has Is A Winning Abnormality, One So Unbelievable It Must Be Hidden From The Public At All Costs

Final Standings:
1. Gay? We Wish! No, If We Were Gay, There'd Be No Problem. No, What This Team Has Is A Winning Abnormality, One So Unbelievable It Must Be Hidden From The Public At All Costs, 50 pts
2. One Of Our Teammates Is A Cannibal. Try To Guess Which One; We Think You'll Be Pleasantly Surprised, 48.5 pts
3. Man Alive, There Are...Men Alive On This Team, 44.5 pts
4. Oh No! It's The Worst Team Of Them All: The Scoutmasters, 42.5 pts
5. We're The Stupid Morons With Ugly Faces And Big Butts And Our Butts Smell And We Like To Kiss Our Own Butts, 41.5 pts
6. Sex, Fame, Beer, Milhouse, 40.5 pts
7. Do Not Write A Team Name In This Space - OK, 39 pts
7. Sex Cauldron, 39 pts
9. A Look At The Local Team That Was Called 'Distasteful' and 'Puerile' By A Panel Of Hillbillies, 38.5 pts
10. The Nelsons, 38 pts
11. It's Our First Day, 37 pts
12. The Team That's Better Than Dirt...Well, Most Kinds Of Dirt. Not That Fancy Storebought Dirt. That Stuff Is Loaded With Nutrients, We Can't Compete With That, 36.5 pts
13. The Older We Get, The Cuter We Ain't, 36 pts
13. Damn Sandwich Took A Bite Out Of Us All, 36 pts
15. Ayn Rand School For Tots, 35 pts
16. Ja, Ja, Hurry Up With The Team Names, This Team Must Get Back To Dancecentrum In Stuttgart In Time To See Kraftwerk, 34.5 pts
17. Not Now, I'm...Too Drunk, 32.5 pts
17. Put It In H, 32.5 pts
19. Hot Stuff Coming Through, 32 pts
20. Chicken Necks?, 30.5 pts
21. Funk Dancing For Self-Defence, 28 pts
21. Glower Power, 28 pts
23. Sandal-Wearing Goldfish-Tenders, 25.5 pts
23. We Want To Set The Record Straight: We Thought The Cop Was A Prostitute, 25.5 pts
25. Local Idiots, 25 pts
25. The Mexican Fighting Trees, 25 pts
25. Team Tappa Tappa Tappa, 25 pts
28. The Turkey Is A Little Dry, 23.5 pts
29. The Little Pwagmattasquarmsettport Set, 23 pts
30. Vapour Lock, 22.5 pts
30. Then Why Did I Have The Bowl, Bart? Why Did I Have The Bowl?, 22.5 pts
32. I Didn't Know British Coal Miners Had It So Bad; There's Blood On Your Hands, Mrs. Thatcher!, 22 pts
33. Team 'You Know Who' Playing The Secret 'Wink Wink' At The 'You Know What', 21.5 pts
34. Masters Of Poetry, 21 pts
35. Capital Knockers, 19.5 pts
36. Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo, 18.5 pts
37. Replace The Word 'Dog' With 'Son', 17 pts
38. You'll Have To Speak Up, We're Not Wearing Pants, 16 pts
38. In Your Face, Space Coyote, 16 pts
38. I Thought The Cop Was A Prostitute, 16 pts
41. The Team What Threw The Pants, 11 pts
42. Pornography! I Was Buying Pornography, 9.5 pts
43. The Old Mill Cider Co., 9 pts
44. Holy Rollers, 7.5 pts

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