July 8, 2014 - Toronto

Location: Cadillac Lounge
Categories: Bill & Marty, Crimes & Punishments
Episodes: Homer At The Bat, 22 Short Films About Springfield, Bart Of Darkness
Winner: This Team Used To Rock And Roll All Nite And Party Every Day. Then It Was Every Other Day. Now We're Lucky To Find Half An Hour A Week In Which To Get Funky

Final Standings:
1. This Team Used To Rock And Roll All Nite And Party Every Day. Then It Was Every Other Day. Now We're Lucky To Find Half An Hour A Week In Which To Get Funky, 44 pts
2. The Nelsons featuring Frabulous, Grabulous, Zip-Zoop-Zabulous Team, 44 pts
3. Sabruddin Mahbaradad's Trivia Party!, 43.5 pts

4. "Oh, Simpsons Trivia, That's Cool" "Are You Being Sarcastic, Dude?" "I Don't Even Know Anymore", 42 pts
5. The Team That's Gonna Use Your Tongue to Paint Our Boat, 40.5 pts
6. Bear Patrol, 39.5 pts
6. Moleman in the Morning (Good Moleman to You), 39.5 pts
6. Sex Cauldron, 39.5 pts
9. There is Someone Among Us With a Guilty Conscience. After Much Soul-Searching, I Decided It Would Be Wrong of Me To Name Names, But I Urge That Guilty Person, Here, Under the Eyes of God, to Confess and Save Yourself From the Torment of Your Own Personal Hell! Oh, What the Hell, It Was Chris Brazeau!!, 38.5 pts
10. The Team That Put a Pinch of Sage in Our Boots, And All Day Long A Spicy Scent is Our Reward, 37.5 pts
11. Baby… Baby… Lemon, 37 pts
11. Monstromart: Where Shopping is a Baffling Ordeal, 37 pts
11. Parade to Distract Joyless Citizenry, 37 pts
14. The Knifey Spooneys, 36.5 pts
15. Locker Room Towel Fight: The Blinding of Larry Driscoll, 36 pts
15. Monsters of Poetry, 36 pts
15. We're Here For Microwave Cookery. No Wait, Coping With Senility, 36 pts
18. University of Minnesota Spankological Protocol, 35.5 pts
19. Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the Three Demons You Must Slay if You Wish to Succeed At Trivia, 35 pts
20. Allied Biscuit, 34.5 pts
20. Armin's Frozen Peas, 34.5 pts
22. Our Team is Kinda Like Jesus, But Not in a Sacriligious Way, 34 pts
22. The Party Posse, 34 pts
22. The Rand Corporation, in Conjunction with the Saucer People, Under the Supervision of the Reverse Vampires, 34 pts
25. My Team's a Box, Damn You! A Box!!!, 33 pts
25. The Paddling of the Swollen Ass (With Paddles), 33 pts
27. Snack-Related Mishap, 32.5 pts
27. Tartar Control Duff, 32.5 pts
29. Queen of the Harpies, 31.5 pts
29. Whoa… I Have Mustard, 31.5 pts
31. Twelve Yards Long & Two Miles Wide, 30.5 pts
32. The Team That Tastes Like a Peanut When You Kiss It, 30 pts
33. Mr. Kookalamanza and Some Real-a Ugly Kid, 29.5 pts
34. Attention Everyone! The Punch Has Been Spiked! But Don't Worry, Your Parents Have Been Called and Will Be Here To Pick You Up!, 28.5 pts
35. Christmas Ape Goes to Summer Camp, 26.5 pts
35. Oh Chris, I'd Be Lying if I Said My Team Wasn't Committing Crimes, 26.5 pts
37. Skincare Consultant Rowena, 26 pts
38. Hey, Und Dummkopf! Watch Out For The World Cup Trophy In My Trunk!, 25.5 pts
39. The Wild Katz, 25 pts
40. Cesspool on the Potomac, 24 pts
40. Hot Beef Injection, 24 pts
40. This Team is a Part of Us All! A Part of Us All! A Part of Us All!, 24 pts
43. DARRRRRRYL!, 23.5 pts
44. Standing on Their Hing Legs Like a Bunch of Rory Calhouns, 22 pts
45. The Bouvier Twins, 21.5 pts
46. Team Germany: Not All Smiles and Sunshine, 20.5 pts
46. The Jive Turkeys, 20.5 pts
48. The Bang Bang Barts, 19.5 pts
49. The Suckiest Bunch of Sucks Who Ever Sucked, 19 pts
50. Stoner's Pot Palace, 15.5 pts
51. I Think This Team's Name is Mother Shabooboo Now, 15 pts
51. The Cowabungholes, 15 pts
53. Zissou, 11 pts
54. Poison… Poison… Tasty Fish!, 10.5 pts
55. Skittle-Brau, 9.5 pts
56. Gudger College Dropouts, 6.5 pts
56. OTM SHANK, 6.5 pts
58. Everything's Coming Up Milhouse!, 4.5 pts