Monday, December 22, 2014

December 4, 2014 - Brooklyn

Location: Berry Park
Categories: Smithers; Shopping
Episodes: Marge Be Not Proud; Stark Raving Dad; The Homer They Fall
Looks like Rusty's team got a discipline problem. Maybe that's why we beat them at Simpsons Trivia nearly half the time...

Final Standings:

1. Looks like Rusty's team got a discipline problem. Maybe that's why we beat them at Simpsons Trivia nearly half the time..., 49 pts
2. Andrew, we must have you back. Just come for a ride with us in our mobile command unit, 48.5 pts 
3. We have a ham radio...  45.5 pts
4. It was the best of teams, it was the blurst of teams, 43.5 pts
5. Cesspool on the Potomac, 43 pts
6. This teams got a hot date... a date... dinner with friends... dinner alone... watching tv alone... ok ok, we're gonna go to berry park general knowledge trivia. Buzz.. Simpsons trivia.. Ding. We don't deserve this kinda shabby treatment, 42.5 pts
7. You're always trying to give me long trivia names. What is it with you? I just think they're neat, 42 pts
7. All of our founding fathers, astronauts, and trivia winners have either been drunk or on cocaine, 42 pts
9. The Committee to Reelect Les Weinan, 39.5 pts
9. This is the team with electricity but it has too much electricity, so I don't know you might wanna wear a hat, 39.5 pts
11. Chief Breakeverything 37.5 pts
12. The team that cant believe it, but now its pants are chaffing it, 37 pts
13. Stewed Prunes, 36 pts
14. The best damn pet shop in town, 34 pts
14. Of course we could make the questions more challenging, but then the stupider teams will be in here furrowing their brow in a vain attempt to understand the situation, 34 pts
14. Super nintendo chalmers / Powersauce, 34 pts
17. I'm seeing double! Four Dans!, 33 pts
18. I'm sorry I can't disclose that information about that customer's secret illegal account. oh crap I shouldnt have said that's a customer. Oh crap I shouldnt have said it's a secret. Oh crap, I certainly shouldn't have said it was illegal. Ah it's too hot today., 31.5 pts
19. This team engaged in sexual intercourse with your spouse or significant other, 29 pts
19. A groin-grabbingly good team, 29 pts
21. A group of oil tycoons who make foolish purchases, 28.5 pts
22. And with a flute up his nose..., 27 pts
22. Nerdlinger's Bra Bombs, 27 pts
22. Santos L Halper, 27 pts
25. The Mattel/Mars bar quick energy choco-bot hour, 26 pts
26. Can you repeat question 5? You'll have to speak up I'm wearing a towel, 24 pts
27. Le Maison Derriere, 23 pts
28. Pray for Mojo, 22.5 pts
28. You have selected regicide, 22.5 pts
30. University of Minnesota Spankological Protocol, 21 pts
31. One day, honest citizens are gonna stand up to you crooked cops, 20.5 pts
32. Supernintendo Chalmers, 19.5 pts
33. Up Yours, Children, 18.5 pts
34. And here come the pretzels. A barrage of pretzels now knocking whitey ford unconscious. This is a black day for baseball, 18 pts
35. Professor PJ cornucopia fantastic food magorium and all american steakery, 15.5 pts
36. Poochie's dead!, 15 pts

37. The host stole my joke , 2 pts

Wednesday, December 17, 2014

December 15th, 2014 - Vancouver

Location: The Tiki Bar At The Waldorf
Episodes: Homer the Heretic, Lisa on Ice, Marge Be Not Proud King-Size Homer (technical difficulties) 
Categories: Professor Frink, Springfield Shopper Headlines
Winner: Of course you'll have a bad impression of this team if you only focus on the pimps and the C.H.U.D.s

Final Standings:
1. Of course you'll have a bad impression of this team if you only focus on the pimps and the C.H.U.D.s 39.5 pts
2. I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt 38 pts
3. This team has been upgraded from a winter wonderland to a class 3 kill storm! 38 
4. The Denver Broncos 38 
5. I think the team is called "the bus that couldn't slow down" 37 
6. We're so hungry we could eat at Arby's 35 
7. Galaxy of Prawns 34 
8. KBBL is gonna give me something stupid 34 
9. Hello Mr. Thompson 33 
10. The Hammock District 31 
11. Christmas Ape & Christmas Ape Goes to Summer Camp 30 
12. Team If we wanted Smoke blown up our add we'd be at home with a pack of cigarettes and a short length of hose 34.5 
13. Simpsons Christmas Boogie 24.5 
14. The I Didn't Do It Dancers 24 
15. Curse the man who invented Helium…! Curse Pierre Jules Ceasar Janssen 24 
16. Sex Cauldron 21 
17. Jeff Goldblum's Illegitimate Children 19 
18. Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos 18
19. Santos L. Halper 14 
20. In the Arms of Ganesh 12 

Tuesday, December 9, 2014

December 9th, 2014-Toronto

Location: Cadillac Lounge
Episodes: Lisa on Ice, Marge Be Not Proud, Behind the Laughter
Categories: Lionel Hutz, Products!Consume!!!
Winners: Sex Cauldron

1. Sex Cauldron, 46pts
2. Filthy, but Genuinely Arousing!, 45.5 pts
3. Tis a Fine Team Name, But Sure Tis No Pool English, 43.5 pts
4. Globex Corporation, 39.5 pts
5. The Nelsons? Who Are The Nelsons? Our Team Name is "Guy Incognito"., 38.5 pts
5. Uhh, This Little Team Writes Mysteries Under the Name J.D. McGregor, 38.5 pts
7. Hooray For Everything, 37.5 pts
7. Johnny Unitas, 37.5 pts
9. The Rand Corporation, in Conjunction with the Saucer People, Under the Supervision of the Reverse Vampires, 37 pts
9. Well Sir, This Team Steps In Front of Cars and Sues the Drivers, 37 pts
11. The Handsome Homer Simpson Plus Three, 36 pts
12. Silence! We Are Travellers From a Certain Nearby Ringed Planet We Prefer Not To Mention, 34 pts
12.The Team That Only Came Here to Get Directions on How To Get Away From Here, 34 pts
14. Aaronson and Zyckowski, 33pts
14. The Team That's Better Than Dirt. But Not That Fancy Store Bought Dirt. We Can't Compete With That Stuff. 33pts
16.Lousy Smarch Weather, 32.5pts
17. The Sickos at Modern Bride Magazine, 32 pts
18. I Will Always Be True. Spend My Days Pitching Woo To You. And I Love You Too. I Am You and You are You. Oh You and Me Together You Can See, 31 pts
18. The Team That Prefers the Hands On Touch You Only Get From Hired Goons, 31 pts
18. This Team Doesn't Like Sitting Outside. For One Thing, There are Too Many Fat Children., 31 pts
21. Habitat For Huge Manitees, 30 pts
21. The North Haverbrook Wildcats, 30 pts
23. Dasher, Daner, Prancer, Nixon. Comet, Cupid, Donna Dixon?, 29 pts
24. Five Dollars!? Get Outta Here., 28.5 pts
25. Human Horn, 28 pts
25. The Sukiest Bunch of Sucks That Ever Sucked, 28 pts
25. When is This Team Going to Get to the Fireworks Factory?, 28 pts
28. Born To Runner Up, 27.5 pts
28. THRILLHO, 27.5 pts
30. Our Team Engaged in Intercourse With Your Spouse or Significant Other. Now THAT'S Trivia!, 27 pts
31. The Teamed Hams, 26.5 pts
32. House of Lies, 26 pts
33. The "I Didn't Do It" Dancers, 25.5 pts
33. The Impson Family, 25.5 pts
35. A Single Plum, Floating in Perfume, Served in a Man's Hat, 25 pts
35. My Team's a Box, Damn You! A Box!!!, 25 pts
37. Donderlingers, 24 pts
37. Somebody's Attractive Cousin, 24 pts
39. Disgruntled Goats, 23.5 pts
40. Hungry Hungry Homer & Paint Drinking Pete, 23 pts
41. Team Discovery Channel, 22.5 pts
42. Go! Go! Go! Pee! Pee! Pee!, 21.5 pts
43. Cows Don't Look Like Cows on Film. You Gotta Use Horses., 20.5 pts
44. Lionel Hutz AKA Miguel Sanchez, 19.5 pts
45. I Would Die a Happy Man if I Could Prove To You That Homer Simpson Has The Intelligence of a Six Year Old, 17.5 pts
46. Friends of Funzo, 17 pts
47. Nuke the Whales, 16 pts
48. Project Badass, 15 pts
49. It's Cold And There Are Wolves After Us. 13 pts
50. The Hammock District on 3rd, 11 pts
51. Everything is Coming Up Milhouse featuring Floodpants, 6.5 pts
52. We're Here! We're Queer! We Don't Want Any More Bears!, 3.5 pts

Monday, December 8, 2014

December 8, 2014 - Chicago

Location: Pizzeria Serio
Episodes: Simpsons Roasting On an Open Fire, Miracle On Evergreen Terrace, Marge Be Not Proud
Categories: Groundskeeper Willie, Businesses
Winner: I Would Be Terribly Embarrassed If I Were That Team’s Mother

1. I Would Be Terribly Embarrassed If I Were That Team’s Mother, 44.5 pts
2. Sack of Doorknobs, 44 pts
3. Tromboner Jams '03, 43.5 pts
3. This Team Fell Off The Jungle Gym and When We Woke Up, We Were Here, 43.5 pts
5. Das Trivia Team Ist Ein Nuisance Team!, 41 pts
6. The Next Three Teams Will Receive Tickets to Supertramp! 40.5 pts
6. The Team Who Stole Christmas from 1981-1985, 40.5 pts
8. A Merry Christmas, A Happy Chanukkah, A Kwazy Kwanzaa, A Tip-top Tet and A Solemn, Dignified Ramadan, 40 pts
9. Discount Lion Safari, 39.5 pts
9. No Loud Guys Club (We Can Have One), 39.5 pts
11. ¡Tee-aam, Con Un Corazon De Perro!, 39 pts
12. Vaseline On Toast, 38 pts
12. A Few Prawns Short of a Galaxy, 38 pts
12. Well, If Loving Trivia is Lame, Then I Guess I'm Just a Big Lame, 38 pts
15. Cat in the Furnace, 37.5 pts
16. We Wouldn't Have Thought We Could Put a Price on Neil Arsenty's Life, But Here We Are, 37 pts
16. Underage Kids Drinking Beer Without a Permit, 37 pts
18. Worker and Parasite, 36.5 pts
18. If TV Has Taught Me Anything, It's That Miracles Always Happen To Poor Teams On Christmas.  It Happened To Team Discovery Channel.  It Happened To The Vassar Bashers.  It Happened To alt.nerd.obsessive and It's Going To Happen To Us!, 36.5 pts
20. The Erotic Adventures of Hercules, 36 pts
21. Gary Coleman Talking Into a Disconnected Phone, 35.5 pts
21. Escalators to Nowhere, 35.5 pts
23. This Team, Unlike Most Teams, Has the World's Largest Cubic Zirconia On Their Coffee Table, 34.5 pts
23. Remember That Time Simpsons Trivia Wasn't So Crowded... Team Family Guy Does, 34.5 pts
23. Little Bart...Little Lisa...Little Marge...and the Rest, 34.5 pts
26. Our Pants Are Chafing Us, 34 pts
26. Les Wynan for the Alcoholic, Unemployable, Angry Loners, 34 pts
28. Purple Monkey Dishwasher, 33 pts
29. Nuke the Whales, 32.5 pts
30. Especially Lisa, But Especially Bart, 31.5 pts
31. Don Mattingly's Sideburns, 30.5 pts
32. Do Not Touch -Willie, 30 pts
33. Cletus, Cousin Merle and Big Hungry Joe, 28.5 pts
33. Oh, I Don't Know, Let's Say… Moe, 28.5 pts
35. Joe's Taxidermy: You Snuff 'Em, We Stuff 'Em, 28 pts
36. I Turned Out TV, 27.5 pts
37. I Thought He Was A Party Robot, 27 pts
38. Crandall #1, 26 pts
39. In The Middle of a Fun Run!, 24.5 pts
40. Opera Dogs, 24 pts
41. Super Nintendo Chalmers, 23 pts
42. International Brotherhood of Jazz Dancers, Pastry Chefs and Nuclear Technicians, 22.5 pts
43. The Hypothetical Z-Axis, 17.5 pts
44. Bill Clinton and Bob Dole, 17 pts
45. THRILLHO, 17 pts
46. Designated Drivers: The Lifesaving Nerds, 10 pts

Tuesday, December 2, 2014

December 2, 2014 - Hamilton

Location: Anchor Bar, Hamilton
Episodes: Lisa on Ice, Miracle on Evergreen Terrace, King of the Hill
Character Spotlight: Chief Wiggum
Winner: Steamed Hams

Final Standings:
1. Steamed Hams                                                                         48.5
2. Compuglobalhypermeganet                                                  45.5
3. Nachos - Flanders Style (aka Stupid Trivia Hosts...)    44
4. The Christ Punchers                                                               42
5. The Major Players Down At The Sewing Store               41
6. You'll Have to Speak Up, I'm Wearing a Towel              38.5
7. Potassium Benzoate                                                               37.5
8. The Dreaded Rear Admirals                                                 33.5
9. Here Come the Pretzels                                                          33
10. Single People DO Eat Crackers                                          30
11. Look Who's Oinking                                                             30
12. Mattingly's Sideburns                                                           29.5
13. Wildcats                                                                                    28.5
14. Mediocre Presidents                                                              28.5
15. Evergreen Terrorists                                                              28.5
16. The Denver Broncos                                                              26.5
17. The Flying Hellfish                                                                23.5
18. Vera Said That?                                                                      20
19. Steven Fleming                                                                        20
20. Just Hook It To My Veins                                                    16.5
21. Moneyshots                                                                              16
22. Is it About My Cube?                                                              14
23. Team Discovery Channel                                                     13.5