Sunday, December 20, 2015

December 19, 2015 - Calgary

Location: Dickens Pub
Episodes: Marge Be Not Proud, Two Bad Neighbors, Team Homer
Categories: Santa's Little Helper, "I'm Bart Simpson, Who the Hell is This?"
Winner: Hey Kids, We’re Eatin’ Dinner Tonight! Come on Tiffany, Heather, Cody, Dylan, Dermot, Jordan, Taylor, Brittany, Wesley, Rumer, Scout, Cassidy, Zoe, Chloe, Max, Hunter, Kendall, Kaitlin, Noah, Sasha, Morgan, Kyra, Ian, Lauren, Q-bert, Phil

1. Hey Kids, We’re Eatin’ Dinner Tonight! Come on Tiffany, Heather, Cody, Dylan, Dermot, Jordan, Taylor, Brittany, Wesley, Rumer, Scout, Cassidy, Zoe, Chloe, Max, Hunter, Kendall, Kaitlin, Noah, Sasha, Morgan, Kyra, Ian, Lauren, Q-bert, Phil, 39.5 pts
2. Wow, What an Ending. Who’d Have Thought Darth Vader was Luke Skywalker’s Father?, 39 pts
3. Hens Love Roosters, Geese Love Ganders, This Entire Team Loves Ned Flanders, 38
4. Haven’t You Learned Anything from That Guy Who Gives Those Sermons at Church? Captain Whatshisname?, 36.5 pts
5. Step Right Up and Witness the Magnificent Medicinal Miracale of Simpson and Son Patented Revitalizing Tonic! Put Some Ardour in Your Larder with Our Energizing, Moisturizing, Tantalizing, Romanticizing, Surprising, “Her-prizing”, Revitalizing Tonic!, 35.5 pts
6. We Sleep Nude in an Oxygen Tent Which We Believe Gives Us Sexual Powers, 35
7. The Supplicant Door, 33.5 pts
8. You See, The Kids, They Listen to the Rap Music Which Gives Them the Brain Damage, With the Hippin’ and the Hoppin’ and the Bippin’ and the Boppin, so They Don’t Know What the Jazz is All About, You See? Jazz is Like Jello Pudding Pop - No It’s More Like Kodak Film - No, Actually, Jazz is Like New Coke. It’ll Be Around Forever. Heh Heh Heh, 33
=9. Happy Little Elves, 29 pts
=9. Krusty the Clown’s Tijuana Hoochie Mamas, 29 pts
11. Carholes, 28.5 pts
12. Manic Depressive Mouse and the Bluebird of Unhappiness, 23 pts
=13. The Contrabulous Fabtration of Professor Horatio Hufnagel, 21.5 pts
=13. uosdwiS r. dewoH, 21.5 pts
15. Koyaniscratchy Cobbler, 9.5 pts

Friday, December 18, 2015

December 3, 2015 - Brooklyn, NY

Location: Berry Park
Categories: Barney, Crime and Punishment 
Episodes: Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire, Lisa vs Malibu Stacy, A Star is Burns
Winner: We'd just like to take this opportunity to say that we... love you Dans... in those colors! (Oh who are we kidding, the boathouse was the time)

1. We'd just like to take this opportunity to say that we... love you Dans... in those colors! (Oh who are we kidding, the boathouse was the time), 49.5 pts
2. Stupid Sexy Dans, 46 pts
3. A solemn dignified Ramadan, 45.5 pts
4. Who needs the infinite wisdom of Ganeesh when I have Dan Mulhall and Dan Ozzi staring at me from the cover Entertainment Weekly with their dead eyes!, 43.5 pts
4. Dan? What kind of weiner name is that? Hello my name is Dan and such and such, 43.5 pts
6. Dan 1: Bikini babes, handsome men, normal people. Normally berry park would be swarming with them. Dan 2: That's right Dan, and we've cleared them all out to make way for painstaking trivia!, 42.5 pts
6. Speedway Squad (in color), 42.5 pts
8. We're your distant nephew, Team Team, 39.5 pts
8. No Dans! You idiots! I have Bloodstorm and Bone Squad and Bloodstorm 2 Stupid!, 39.5 pts
8. Dan's not so bad, they even named a street after him in San Francisco.... It's full of what?!, 39.5 pts
11. Answers paid for by the mayor quimby for mayor mayoral committee, 37 pts
12. If this is anyone but Steve Allen, you're stealin gour trivia team name, 36.5 pts
13. Must Kill Moe WEEEEE Must Kill Moe WEEEE, 35.5 pts
14. I feel bad for the Impson team, 33.5 pts
14. And then this team realized they were no longer little girls... they were little women, 33.5 pts
16. Dan getting hit in groin by football, 33 pts
17. Habitat for Huge Manatees, 27.5 pts
18. Dan loses pants, life, 26.5 pts
19. Please don't tell anyone how we live, 26 pts
20. Can't we have one trivia night that doesn't end with us digging up a corpse, 25.5 pts
21. Bliz blaz and him ham, 22.5 pts
22. A perfectly cromulent team, 20 pts
23. SMRTeam, 19.5 pts
24. What are you cackling at fatty? Too much pie, that's your problem, 17 pts
25. Little Lisa's SLurry, 15.5 pts
26. Lester and Eliza, 15 pts
26. I'm a stupid moron with a big butt and my butt smells aaaand I like to kiss my own butt, 15 pts
28. Armin Tamzarian's Reign of Terror, 13 pts
29. The News on Parade Corporation Presents News on Parade Corporation News, 7 pts
30. Everythin's comin up Milhouse, 6.5 pts

Tuesday, December 15, 2015

December 14, 2015 - Chicago

Location: Pizzeria Serio
Categories: Otto Mann, Presents & Gifts
Episodes: Marge Be Not Proud, Grift of the Magi, Miracle on Evergreen Terrace
Winners: Neil Ar-Santa

1. Neil Ar-Santa, 48 pts
2. We’re The Worst Team in the World. Time to Go Home to Our Mansion and Eat Our Lobster!, 47 pts
3. Former President Ike Eisenhower!! (Let’s Get Bizay!), 46 pts
4. A Special Bulletin: The Lincoln Squirrel Has Been Assassinated. We'll Stay with this Story All Night if We Have To, 44.5 pts
5. I’m Not Sharing with Kaitlyn, 43.5 pts
6. All Aboard the Sleepy Train to Visit Mother Goose! Arsenty’s Stop is Snoozyland to Rest His Sweet Caboose, 43 pts
7. The Government Calls It “A Simpsons Trivia Team,” But a More Alarmist Name Would Be “THE KILLBOT FACTORY!”, 42 pts
8. Who Won? The LOSERS? No, They Lost. (Heh heh. Losers.), 41 pts
9. Handsome Homer Simpson Plus Three, 38 pts
10. A Sack of Doorknobs, 36 pts
10. You Have to Listen to the Trivia Questions Neil Isn’t Asking, 36 pts
12. Formerly Known As, 35.5 pts
12. Non-Threatening Boys, 35.5 pts
12. Mr. Arsenty, We All Have Nosebleeds, 35.5 pts
15. Señor Beaverotti and the Wall E. Weasels, 35 pts
16. And That Team’s Name Was.. I Forget. But the Point Is.. I Forget That, Too. Neil, You Know the Team I’m Talking About. They Used to Drive that Blue Car, 34 pts
16. Milpool, 34 pts
18. The Popes of Chili Town, 33.5 pts
19. That Escaped Lunatic I Let in the House Because He Was Dressed Like Santa Claus, 31 pts
20. Alice Doesn’t Live Anymore, 27 pts
21. The Suckiest Bunch of Sucks Who Ever Sucked, 25 pts
22. Señor Plow No Es Macho Solamente un Borracho, 24.5 pts
23. Grimey, as They Liked to Be Called, 23 pts
24. I Just Left My First Session and I Haven’t Opened My Mouth Yet, 19 pts

Thursday, December 10, 2015

December 8th, 2015 - Toronto Holiday Edition

Location : Cadillac Lounge
Episodes : Bart Gets An Elephant, Mayored to the Mob, Miracle on Evergreen Terrace
Theme Rounds : Ralph Wiggum, Holiday Season
Winners : Sex Cauldron


1. Sex Cauldron - 47.5 pts
2. Mattel and Mars Bar Quick Energy Chocobot Hour - 46 pts
3. Merry Christmas and Happy 1985 - 45 pts
4. The Original Cast of "Hats Off to Hanukkah" - 43 pts
5. Buy Me Bonestorm or Go To Hell! - 42 pts
5. Chris?? Is Our Team at Camp Grenada?? - 42 pts
7. The Team That Never Even Finished Jedi School - 40.5 pts
8. Two Bad Neighbors - 40 pts
9. We're the Stupid Morons With Ugly Faces and Big Butts and Our Butts Smell and We Like to Kiss Our Own Butts - 39 pts
10. My Team's Name is Agnes and You Know It's Agnes! It Means Lamb, Lamb of God! - 38 pts
10. The Nelsons feat. Even the Very Tall - 38 pts
12. The Blouse Wearing Poodle Walkers - 36.5 pts
13. Forget About the Trivia! When Do We Get the Freakin' Guns?? (formerly Damn Weiner Kids) - 36.5 pts
14. Soon We'll Be the Queens of Trivia! Ahhh.. Kings! Kings! - 36 pts
15. Ethnic Trivia Team Mismatch #344 - 35.5 pts
15. You Guys Back There Know WooHoo Trivia, Right? Nobody Knows WooHoo Trivia? The Wild Shirtless Hosting of Chris Brazeau? The Bong-Rattling Stump the Host Card Reading of Brian Edwards? The Competent Score Keeping of Matt Smith? - 35.5 pts
17. Bloated Museum of Treachery - 34.5 pts
17. The Popli Kids - 34.5 pts
19. My Team's a Box, Damn You! A Box! - 33 pts
19. Welcome Thrillho - 33 pts
21. Prune Tracy - 32.5 pts
22. Globex Corporation - 29 pts
23. Iron Helps Us Play! - 28.5 pts
23. Pi is Exactly Three!!! - 28.5 pts
23. The Batmans Who've Really Let Themselves Go - 28.5 pts
26. Forbidden Donut - 28 pts
27. Born To Runner Up - 27 pts
27. Johnny Deformed - 27 pts
27. Sleaze Merchants - 27 pts
30. The Legitimate Businessman's Social Club - 26 pts
31. Simpsons Trivia is a Part of Us All, A Part of Us All, A Part of Us All. - 24.5 pts
31. This Oid Man Trivia Team With Their Fingers on the Button (Where's Our False Teeth) - 24.5 pts
33. TRAB PU KCIP - 23.5 pts
34. Three Prawns is Hardly a Galaxy - 23 pts
35. Crazy Vaclav's - 22.5 pts
36. Funk Dancers For Self Defense - 22 pts
37. Or a Man Named Andy - 21 pts
38. B-Sharps - 20 pts
38. In My Long Career, I've Seen Some Pretty Shabby Trivia Teams, But This Putrid Fraud Outstinks Them All - 20 pts
40. Team Discovery Channel - 16.5 pts
41. Simpsons Christmas Boogie - 15 pts
42. A Team Filled With Hope and Some Cement - 14 pts
43. Trivia Night?? What Kind of Country-Fried Rube is Still Impressed by That? - 13.5 pts
44. Um… Dasher, Dancer… Prancer… Nixon… Comet, Cupid… Donna Dixon? - 13 pts
45. Team Linguo Dead? - 12 pts
45. The Hammock District - 12 pts
47. This Team REALLY Likes the Speedo Man - 9 pts
47. We're Not Dressed at Pilots to Drink Here, Are We? - 9 pts

Tuesday, December 8, 2015

November 16, 2015 - Vancouver

Location: The Tiki Bar At The Waldorf
Episodes: Homie the Clown, Homer's Barbershop Quartet, Marge Gets A Job
Categories: McBain, Flashback/Flashforward
Winner: Simon! Come here! There's a sinister looking trivia team I want you to see. 

1. Simon! Come here! There's a sinister looking trivia team I want you to see. 35 pts
2. Funky see, funky do 34 pts
3. Hired goons 34 pts
4. You don't win trivia with salad 30 pts
5. Eternity Magazine; the year 2525 we're Zager & Evans, right? 25 pts
6. Inanimate carbon rods! 23.5 pts
7. Possible Homer Sexuals 21pts
8. The happy smile super challenge family wish show 17 pts
9. Give us ride or everybody dies 16.5 pts
10. The team that was eventually rescued by, oh, let's say…Moe 12.5 

Monday, December 7, 2015

December 7, 2015 - Ottawa

Location: The Draft Pub
Episodes: Technical difficulties
Categories: Quotes, Christmas
Winner: Team Canyonaro

1 Team Canyonaro 36.5
2 Can I Borrow a Team Name? 31.0
3 Shelbyville Shelbyvillians 30.5
4 The Be Sharps 16.0
5 Team Adrian's Revenge 15.0
6 One 10.0

Thursday, December 3, 2015

December 1, 2015 - HAMILTON

Location: Anchor Bar, Hamilton
Episodes: Lisa's First Word, Homer's Triple Bypass
Round Theme: Apu
Winner: Compuglobalhypermeganet

1. Compuglobalhypermeganet                               44.5
2. Steamed Hams                                                43.5
3. The Southern Dandies                                      40
4. The Inanimate Carbon Rods                              38.5
5. Take a Test Drive and You'll Agree: Zabreb        36.5
    Emin Zlotny Dev!
6. Here Come The Pretzels                                   33.5
7. You'll Have To Speak Up, I'm Wearing a Towel   33
8. You Don't Win Friends With Salad                      33
9. The Milpools                                                    33
10. The Christ Punchers                                       32
11. The Iron Yuppies                                            31
12. Works on Contingency? No, Money Down!       30.5
13. Hollywood Upstairs Medical College                 28.5
14. Look Who's Oinking                                        28
15. The I Didn't Do It Dancers                               27.5
16. Slow Canadians, Eh                                        27
17. Here's A List Of Teams That Rhyme With Corey 27
18. Gamblor                                                         26
19. Go Banana!                                                    24.5
20. Dr. Nick Triviera                                             24
21. The Frogurt Is Also Cursed                              24
22. Team Discovery Channel                                 23
23. A Canadian Team Who Say They Are Deathly   23
     Afraid of Scorpions
24. Party Posse                                                   19
25. Bonerland Medial Association                          16.5
26. Andy Patoes                                                  14
27. The Bonestorm Santas                                    12
28. Is It About My Cube                                        11.5
29. The Suckiest Bunch of Sucks That Ever           7
30. Bozma                                                           5.5
31. The F for Effort Sharps                                    4.5
32. Skittlebrau                                                      2