April 18, 2016 - Chicago

Location: Pizzeria Serio
Categories: Martin Prince, Music Cues
Episodes: The Trouble with Trillions, Bart the Fink, $pringfield
Winners: Oh, Boo Yourself (tie)

1. Oh, Boo Yourself, 48 pts
1. How About Uncle Neil’s Family Feedbag? We Hate It, 48 pts
3. C’mon Neil, You and I Both Know These Trivia Players Have No Future! Prove Me Wrong, Trivia Players! Prove Me Wrong!, 46.5 pts
3. Only Who Can Win Classic Simpsons Trivia? You Pressed You, Referring to Me. That Is Incorrect. The Correct Answer is You, 46.5 pts
5. The Team That Waits for Women of Less Discriminating Taste, 45.5 pts
6. Simpsons Trivia is Not a Swindle! What You Do is, See, You Give Neil All Your Credit Card Numbers and If One of Them is Lucky, He’ll Send Ya a Prize!, 45 pts
7. A Realistic Down-to-Earth Team That’s Completely Off-the-Wall and Swarming with Magic Robots… and Also They Should Win Stuff By Playing!, 44 pts
8. Hey, Neil, Can We Borrow Your Underpants?, 43.5 pts
8. Neil Arsenty, He’s the Man Whose Name You’d Love to Touch, But You Mustn’t Touch! His Name Sounds Good in Your Ear, But When You Say It, You Mustn’t Fear, Cuz His Name Can Be Said By Anyone, 43.5 pts
10. Le Team? What the Hell is That?!, 40 pts
11. We Get All the Fun of Sitting Still, Being Quiet, Writing Down Answers, Paying Attention: This Team Has it All!, 38 pts
12. The Incessant Beep of the Global Positioning System is All the Companionship This Team Needs, 36.5 pts
13. Señor Beaverotti and the Wall E. Weasels, 34.5 pts
13. Wacky Shack, 34.5 pts
15. Who Won? The LOSERS? No They Lost…, 33.5 pts
15. What’s the Matter with You, Neil? You Told Me This Stream Was Shallow! Why You…!, 32 pts
17. Hello, Mr. Karsenty. Me Bad Want Points Now, Me Sick, 32 pts
18. Neil, What Do Trivia Fees Pay For? Oh, Why, Everything! Policemen, Trees, Sunshine! And Let’s Not Forget the Folks Who Just Don’t Feel Like Working, God Bless ‘Em!, 30 pts
19. Oh No, the Corn! Neil Arsenty is Going to Have Our Legs Broke, 28.5 pts
19. Spielbergo y Los Ding Dongs, 28.5 pts
21. Dear Neil, As I Write This, I am Very Sad. Our Trivia Team Has Been Overthrown and Replaced By the Benevolent General Krull. All Hail Krull and His Glorious New Regime, Sincerely, Little Girl, 27 pts
22. Pizza Embiggens Even the Smallest Team, 21.5 pts
22. It’s a Joke. When You Give Me That Look, It’s a Joke, 21.5 pts
24. RDRR, 16 pts
25. Kid Presentable, 15.5 pts
26. Who Shot Mr. Burns? Was It.. Officer Barbrady? Chef? The Denver Broncos?, 14.5 pts
27. Scratchy Lot, 14 pts
28. The Pöpli Kids, 13 pts
29. Choo-Choo-Choose Me!, 12 pts
30. What’s Your Team Name, Mr. Burns? I Don’t Know, 11.5 pts
31. Compu-Global-Hyper-Mega-Net, 7 pts
32. The Flaming Moes, 6 pts
33. Homer Griffin Browns, 4.5 pts
34. Stupid Sexy Flanders, 3 pts