Sunday, July 23, 2017

July 8, 2017 - CALGARY



Location: Dickens Pub
Episodes: Bart vs. Australia, Homer vs. Patty and Selma, Lisa's Wedding
Categories: Chief Wiggum, Canada
Winner: So, burn Simpsons Trivia if you must. But before you do, you better burn a few other things. You better burn your score sheet and pen. Be sure to burn your table and chairs, and oh yes, don't forget to burn your mugs. Because none of these things would exist without two trivia hosts, one Dickens Pub, and a hell of a lot of beer.

1. So, burn Simpsons Trivia if you must. But before you do, you better burn a few other things. You better burn your score sheet and pen. Be sure to burn your table and chairs, and oh yes, don't forget to burn your mugs. Because none of these things would exist without two trivia hosts, one Dickens Pub, and a hell of a lot of beer., 47
2. I can't believe it! I'm seeing double! FOUR SPAGHETTI DINNERS in one day!, 46.5
3. Adam and Ezra are disengenuous mountabanks with their subliminal chicanery! A pox on them!, 46
4. Fellow trivia players, prepare to be dazzled! The name of the trivia I played was Woo Hoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia. It was about these people…people with yellow skin, overbites, and liver spots on their heads. Did I mention this trivia was written by two guys named Adam and Ezra? And hosted by the good people at Dickens Pub. So, in conclusion, on the Holmes scale of 1-10, 10 being the highest, 1 being the lowest, and 5 being average, I give this trivia a 9. Any questions? No? Then I'll just sit down., 44
4. A team with a good name is kind of like the mule with the spinning wheel. He doesn't know how he got it, and danged if he knows how to use it!, 44
6. There's no Sprinklebrau…an escaped mental patient tampered with the keg., 43
7. And, for the record, there were a few Jewish cowboys. Big guys, who were great shots, and spent money freely., 41
7. Dear Adam and Ezra, I am disgusted with the way trivia contestants are depicted on television. We are not all vibrant, fun-loving sex maniacs. Many of us are bitter, resentful individuals, who remember the good old days when Simpsons Trivia was bland and inoffensive. The following is a list of words that I never want to hear at Simpsons Trivia again: 1. Wrong answer. 2. Last Place. 3. Family jewels., 41
9. If you don't cut it as trivia hosts, you can always fall back on your degree in…COMMUNICATIONS?!, 39
10. Born to Runner Up, 37
10. Seymour Butts, 37
12. Stupid teams need the most attention!, 36
13. Stupid Sexy Flanders, 35
14. A team embiggened by its cromulence, 34
15. Team √úter, 27

Wednesday, July 12, 2017

July 11th, 2017 - Toronto


Location : Cadillac Lounge
Categories : Kent Brockman, Oh! Canada!
Episodes : Itchy and Scratchy Land, Boy Scoutz in Da Hood, Krusty Gets Kancelled
Winners : Matt Smith Says Chris Will Crack Any Minute Purple Monkey Dishwasher
Matt Smith Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Team Naming :
The Review "Team Enjoyed By All" Speaks For Itself


1.Matt Smith Says Chris Will Crack Any Minute Purple Monkey Dishwasher - 47 pts
2. Kwik-E-Mart Gougers - 46 pts
3. The Neglecterinos - 45 pts
4. The Nelsons ft. (Not Pictured, Mrs. Eisenhower) - 43 pts
5. Colonel Dracula Joins the Trivia Team! - 42 pts
6. Our Team Only Has Nescafe. We're Very Very Sorry. - 41.5 pts
7. It Doesn't Matter What Our Name is, You Idiot! - 40 pts
8. Dear Ms. Brazeau, There are Too Many Teams These Days. Please Eliminate Three. We Are Not Crackpots - 39.5 pts
9. The Frogurt is Also Cursed - 39 pts
10. Uosdwis R Dewoh - 38.5 pts
11. Two Bad Neighbors - 38 pts
12. Hard Work Made Us Quit - 37 pts
13. Champions of Winning Superb 36 pts
14. This So Called "Simpsons Trivia" is Nothing More Than a Bunch of Weird Rituals Designed to Take Away the Money of Fools - 35.5 pts
15. 3 Naked 8-Year Olds Who Are Married - 34.5 pts
16. Oooh, They Question Answers Good - 33.5 pts
16. Pimps and CHUDs - 33.5 pts
16. The Review "Team Enjoyed By All" Speaks For Itself - 33.5 pts
16. We're Not Gay, But We'll Learn - 33.5 pts
20. The Darryl Strawberrys - 33 pts
21. Hey Chris, Your Epidemis is Showing! - 32 pts
21. The Hammock District - 32 pts
23.The Team That Couldn't Slow Down - 31.5 pts
24. The Maison Derrieres - 28.5 pts
25. The Sandal-Wearing Goldfish Tenders - 28 pts
26. Remember When I Went to That Trivia Night and Forgot How to Drive? - 26.5 pts
26. The Yarrest Simpsons Trivia-Goin' Team There Be - 26.5 pts
28. The Team That Lives Above a Bowling Alley and Below Another Bowling Alley - 25.5 pts
28. Trabampoline! - 25.5 pts
30. Go Banana! - 24 pts
31. Iron Helps Us Play! - 22.5 pts
32. Allied Biscuit - 22 pts
33. Worker and Parasite - 21.5 pts
34. Wasteman - 21 pts
35. The "Shake Harder" Boys! - 20 pts
36. The Nye Mets - 19 pts
37. Caucus! Caucus! Caucus! - 16.5 pts
37. Milpool - 16.5 pts
39. Pressed Peanut Sweepings - 16 pts
40. Egg Advisory Council - 12.5 pts
41. What the Hell is This... Some Kind of Tube!? - 5.5 pts

Friday, July 7, 2017

June 19, 2017 - Chicago

Location: Pizzeria Serio
Categories: Apu, Fatherhood
Episodes: Lemon of Troy, Saturdays of Thunder, Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song
Winner: The Erotic Awakening of This Team 
Best Team Name: Could You Explain Your Team Name, Young Man? "Well, Basically I Just Copied An Old         Name From Blogspot. Then I Added a Pizzeria Serio Reference To Make It Sound Original.                                          And This Racing Stripe Here I Feel Is Pretty Sharp

1. The Erotic Awakening of This Team (49.5 points)
2. I Don't Care What Excuse You've Got. Nothing's Going to Stop Me in the Middle of Reading This Team Name.        You're Going to … Lemon Tree?! (45 points)
3. Team Discovery Channel (42.5 points)
4. Lepers in the Backfield (42 points)
4. Are You Saying Woo Hoo Classic Simpsons Trivia or Woo-Urns? (42 points)
6. No One Is Assured a Spot To Host  Trivia! I Don't Care If Your Name is Warren or Aaron or (Quick, What's One      of the Bad Host's Names?) or Neil Arsenty! (41 points)
7. "A Drawing of Dignity" (40.5 points)
7. Ayn Rand's School For Tots (40.5 points)
9. Why Does Our Team Name Have To Be Zany? (40 points)
9. Brown. Did You Hear That Simpsons Trivia People? Brown! (40 points)
11. I Moved Here From Wrigleyville and They Think I'm Slow, Eh? (38.5 points)
12. "Chicago, Your Trivia Hosts Are No More… Than a Pair of Ill-Bred Troublemakers." "Warren too?" "Especially       Warren. But Especially Aaron!" (36.5 points)
13. The Finger Thing Means The Taxes! (36 points)
13. United Steelworkers of America Parade (36 points)
15. Could You Explain Your Team Name, Young Man? "Well, Basically I Just Copied An Old Name From                         Blogspot. Then I Added a Pizzeria Serio Reference To Make It Sound Original. And This Racing Stripe Here I         Feel Is Pretty Sharp (35 points)
16. Before We Joined Simpsons Trivia We Didn't Even Know What A Nuclear Panner Plant Was! (34.5 points)
17. I Didn't Think He Was Going To Ask Any Questions About "Moon River" But Bam! Second Round! (34 points)
18. The I Didn't Do It Dancers (32.5 points)
18. Poor Predictable Trivia Team. Always Picks Rock. (32.5 points)
20. That Was Some Good Corn (32 points)
21. I've Got To Stop Fantasizing About Trivia Hosts (31 points)
21. A Rare Photo of Sean Connery Signed By Roger Moore (31 points)
23. The Dialing Wands (29.5 points)
23. AFL/CIO Chairman George Meaney (29.5 points)
25. And Here Comes the Pretzels! (29 points)
25. Two Naked Eight Year Olds Who Are Married (29 points)
27. Tis No Trivia Team. Tis a Remorseless Eating Machine! (28.5 points)
28. Older, Balder, Fatter Sons (28 points)
29. Stacycon '94 (27.5 points)
29. The Suckiest Bunch of Sucks That Ever Sucked (27.5 points)
31. Note:By Reading This Team Name Out Loud You Have Declared Us Winners Into Perpetuity Throughout the         Universe (26.5 points)
32. Good Team Names Don't End in "Eum." They End in "-Teria" and "-Mania" (25 points)
33. Groin Grabbingly Good Team (23.5 points)
34. Oh No, The Corn! Warren and Aaron Are Going To Have My Legs Broke! (23 points)
35. Milpool (22.5 points)
36. Contingency Fee? No, Money Down! (20.5 points)
37. My Eyes! The Beer Goggles Do Nothing! (12.5 points)
38. Stupid, Sexy Flanders (8 points)

Thursday, June 29, 2017

June 26, 2017 - Detroit


Location: Tipsy McStaggers
Categories: Patty & Selma, Summer Fun
Episodes: Itchy & Scratchy Land, Two Bad Neighbors, Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show
Winners: Frostillicus

1. Frostillicus, 45
2. A Little Late for Lenny, 43.5
3. AFL-CIO Chairman George Meany, 42.5
4. Pi is Exactly 3!, 42
5. Manic Depressive Mouse and the Blue Bird of Unhappiness, 39
6. Gudger College Dropouts, 37
7. Rapmaster 2000, 34.5
8. Clear Skibs, 34.5
9. Simpsons Did It, 29

June 27, 2017 - Kitchener-Waterloo



Location : The Jazz Room
Categories : Grampa Simpson, MYSTERY THEME (Canada)
Episodes : Kamp Krusty, Bart of Darkness, Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part 1
Winners : The Glorious New Regime of the Benevolent General Krull
Best Team Name : Krusty the Klown and Other Non-Box-Related Programs

1. The glorious new regime of the benevolent General Krull - 44.5 pts
2. The Chubby Little Secrets - 44 pts
3. We drove two thousand miles for this? - 43.5 pts
T4. Banana - 41.5 pts
T4. Rowdy Roddy Peepers - 41.5 pts
6. Gazebo 8 - 39 pts
7. 40 whacks with a wet noodle, Bart! - 38 pts
8. The Bartender Looks Like John Travolta - 35 pts
T9. The Electric Hammers - 33.5 pts
T9. The Pimps and the C.H.U.D.S. - 33.5 pts
T11. Krusty the Klown and Other Non-Box-Related Programs - 32.5 pts
T11. Six Simple Words: I'm not gay, but I'll learn - 32.5 pts
13. I thought I todl you to cut those sideburns! - 32 pts
14. Gangstas Dissin' Your Fly Girl! - 30 pts
15. I made you some homemade pepsi for your trivia. It's a little thick, but the price is right! - 29.5 pts
16. Khlav Khalash - 29 pts
17. Discovery Channel - 28 pts
18. Almost a sentence - 25.5 pts
19. The Father of the Boy Who Doesn't Win - 20 pts
20. Neglectarinos - 17 pts

T21. Richie Tsukai - "The Anesthesiologist" - 15.5 pts
T21. Solo Cooke - 15.5 pts

Friday, June 16, 2017

June 13, 2017 - St. Catharines


Location: Honest Lawyer - St. Catharines
Episodes: Bart Gets Famous, Deep Space Homer, Homer and Apu
Round Theme:  Medicine
Winner: I'm Sherry Bobbins Y'all
Winner Best Team Name:  This Trivia Team Has Had Just About Enough Of Your Vassar Bashing, Gerry!

1. I'm Sherry Bobbins Y'all                                                 48.5
2. Gamblor                                                                       47
3. The I Didn't Do It Dancers                                              45.5
4. This Trivia Team Has Had Just About Enough Of Your
Vassar Bashing, Gerry!                                                     41
5. The Beer Barons                                                           35.5
6. Horray For Everything                                                    35.5
7. Can't Someone Else Do It                                              34.5
8. Chef Lonelyheart's Soup For One                                    34
9. If A Cow Ever Got The Chance, He'd Eat You And 
Everyone You Care About                                                  33.5
10. We Shouldn't Have Stopped To Get That Haircut            32
11. Thrillhouse                                                                  32
12. A Philanthropist, A Humanitarian, A Man Of Peace.  
These Are Just A Few Of The Men Who Have Come To
Spit On Montgomery Burns Grave                                      26

June 6, 2013 - Hamilton


Location:  Honest Lawyer, Hamilton
Episodes: Simpson Tide, The Trouble With Trillions
Round Theme:  Who Said It
Winner: Mr. Hall, We Really Need Our Drumsticks
Winner Best Team Name:  *drawing of dignity* C'mon Luanne, You Know What This Is...

1. Mr. Hall, We Really Need Our Drumsticks              45.5   
2. The Team That Hit The Bottle Pretty Hard And
Lost Their Jobs                                                   45
3. 200 Channels and Nothing But Cats                  45
4. The 4 Elephants of The Apocolypse                      42
5. Flancrest Enterprises                                       41
6. The Team Who Clearly Had No Help From
Their Parents                                                      40
7. Your Lifelong Dream Was To Win Best 
Simpsons Team Name, And You Did It 4 Months
Ago                                                                   38.5
8. Professor Gas Can And Former President Ike
Eisenhower                                                        35.5
9. Hollywood Upstairs Medical College                 31                           
10. C'mon Luanne, You Know What This Is           30
11. The Team That Can Tell The Difference 
Between Butter And I Can't Believe It's Not Butter  28.5
12. Starland Vocal Band                                       27.5
13. Our Team No Function Beer Well Without         27.5
14. WORST. TEAM. EVER.                                 20
15. The Party Posse                                            19.5
16. Marge And In Charge                                      19.5
17. Elenor Abernathy M.D., J.D.                            17

Thursday, June 15, 2017

June 13th, 2017 - Toronto


Location : Cadillac Lounge
Categories : Superintendent Chalmers, Bars and Lounges and Drinks
Episodes : Mr. Plow(RIP Adam West), Bart of Darkness, Summer of 4'2"
Winners : You Gotta Help Us Think of a Team Name, We've Tried Nothin and We're All Out of Ideas

No winners for the Matt Smith Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Team Naming.....maybe Matt will pick 2 next month or award retroactively?....who knows?


1. You Gotta Help Us Think of a Team Name, We've Tried Nothin and We're All Out of Ideas - 47 pts
2. Sex Cauldron - 44.5 pts
3. Maybe it's the beer talking, Chris, but you've got a butt that won't quit... they've got this big trivia night $%$^%&^& $5 get outta here....- 43.5 pts
4. Now we know we haven't been the best trivia team. In fact when you're there blah blah blah-ing, we're usually doodling or mentally undressing The Nelsons. Well anywho, can we have $40,000 - 41.5 pts
5. Hooray for Everything! - 41 pts
6. Team Discovery Channel - 39 pts
7. Trivia Has Ravaged This Team's Once Youthful Looks - 38.5 pts
7. What? Simpsons Trivia? Wrong again, Gay Guide to Toronto - 38.5 pts
9. It's Dignity! Dontcha know dignity?! - 38 pts
9. Mr Kookalamanza and some real ugly kids - 38 pts
11. Who Needs Matt Smith When We Got Feathers? - 37.5pts
12. My team's a box! Damn you, a box! - 36.5pts
13. Alex, Dani + Patrick's Amazing Redenbacher Dreamcoat with an act they call "Kernel Knowledge" - 36 pts
14. Step Pause Turn Pause Pivot Step Step - 35 pts
15. This trivia team doesn't need molded plastic to improve THEIR physique - 34.5 pts
16. Gudger College - 34 pts
17. In this team we obey the laws of THERMODYNAMICS!! - 33.5 pts
18. Iron Helps Us Play - 33 pts
19. The Violence Gang - 31.5 pts
20. Mein Trivia team has a first name, it's F-R-I-T-Z, Mein trivia team has a second name it's S-C-H-N-A-C-K-E-N-P-F-E-F-F-E-R-H-A-U-S-E-N - 31 pts
21. Listen Simpsons Trivia Teams, What You Don't Know Could Fill a Warehouse - 29.5 pts
21. The Lovematic Grandpas - 29.5 pts
23. Boo-urns - 29 pts
23. Queens of Summertime - 29 pts
25. Which one of you is the mailman? - 26 pts
26. Powersauce - 25 pts
27. Guy Incognito - 24.5 pts
28. "Can we have a trivia team, dad?!" "Can we have a trivia team, dad?!" "Can we have a trivia team, dad?!" - 24 pts
28. Flandchrest Enterprises - 24 pts
28. Fur where there was no fur before - 24 pts
31. The Whitey Whackers - 23 pts
32. The strong must protect the sweet. the sweeeeeeet.... zzzz - 22.5 pts
33. Geriatric Profanity Disorder (or GPD) - 21.5 pts
33. Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge - 21.5 pts
35. *Whitey-Whackers* - 20.5 pts
36. The Gruesome Twosome, tis a fine team but sure it is no winner, English - 19.5 pts
37. Go Banana! - 18.5 pts
38. Ask the Scienticians - 18 pts
39. Neglectarinos - 10 pts
40. Krusty Komedy Klassic - 8.5 pts
40. That's a paddlin' - 8.5 pts

Sunday, June 11, 2017

June 10, 2017 - CALGARY



Location: Dickens Pub
Episodes: Brother from the Same Planet, I Love Lisa, Duffless
Categories: Nelson Muntz, TV & Movies
Winner: A trivia team that’s a realistic, down-to-earth crew, that’s completely off-the-wall and swarming with magic robots! Also, you win things by playing.

1. A trivia team that’s a realistic, down-to-earth crew, that’s completely off-the-wall and swarming with magic robots! Also, you win things by playing., 46
2. You know people think there are only two trivia hosts… but they’re wrong., 42.5
3. We’ll go 500 hectares on a single keg of Sprinklebr√§u. Just ask us some trivia questions and you’ll agree: “Zagreb ebnom zlotdik diev!”, 41.5
4. The only thing worse than being at Simpsons trivia is if they send us to that terrible planet of the apes. Wait a minute… Statue of Liberty… that was our planet. You maniacs! You blew it up! Damn you! Damn you all to hell!, 40
5. The 1995 Springfield Regional Tethered Swimming Champions, 39.5
6. Damn Hell Ass Kings, 39
6. Even when it was the bears, I knew it was the immigants., 39
6. Hell's Satans, 39
9. Window to Weight Gain, 36.5
10. 4 Guys from Kabul, 35
11. Ezra said something interesting last night at the bar. Apparently he doesn’t really like trivia and the whole thing is a sham to help his career. Well enough talk, let’s snuggle., 34.5
12. Our team name is Agnes, and you know it’s Agnes! It means lamb, lamb of god!, 33
13. A team name that’s witty at first, but that seems less funny each time you hear it., 32
13. Don’t hassle this team… they have eerie powers., 32
13. The Movementarians, 32
16. Duff beer for me, Duff beer for you, I’ll have a Duff, you have one too., 28.5
17. The Batusis, 25.5
18. Pinpals, 25

Wednesday, May 24, 2017

May 19th, 2017 - Kitchener-Waterloo



Location : The Jazz Room
Categories : Ned Flanders, Courts and the Law
Episodes : King of the Hill, The Springfield Files, Homer the Great
Winners : Guess Who Likes You
Best Team Name : Topless Dancers, Bottomless Coffee

1. Guess Who Likes You - 47.25 pts
2. Fishnet Speedo Juniors - 45 pts
3. We highly endorse <this event or product> - 44.5 pts
4. Think of me when you're having the best sex of your life - 44.25 pts
5. Occupatin: Butt Doctor - 44 pts
6. Banana - 43 pts
7. Rowdy Roddy Peepers - 42 pts
8. Hugh Jass - 41 pts
9. Topless Dancers, Bottomless Coffee - 40.25 pts
10. Adequate, Forgettable, Occassionally Regrettable Caretaker Presidets of the USA - 38 pts
11. I Call the Big One Bitey - 36 pts
12. Like, you know, whatever - 35 pts
13. Godspeed, Little Doodle - 31.5 pts
13. Stupid Flanders - 31.5 pts
15. Miss Montana - 28 pts
16. Flancrest Enterprises - 20 pts
17. The Pin Pals - 16.5 pts
18. You Sunk my Battleship - 11.5 pts
19. The Movementarians - The Leader pts

Tuesday, May 23, 2017

May 22, 2017 - Detroit



Location: Tipsy McStaggers
Episodes: Lisa's Pony, Homer's Enemy, Summer of 4 Ft. 2
Categories: Barney, The Simpsons House
Winner: Flancrest Enterprises

1. Flancrest Enterprises, 46
2. Funny Dog to Make Life Worthwhile, 37
3. Electrified Fooling Machine, 35
4. Pi is Exactly Three, 32
5. Gudger College Dropouts, 31 (tie)
5. Team Neighbor-ino, 31 (tie)
7. Vincent Price's Egg Magic, 30.5
8. Chalmskinn, 28 (tie)
8. Bake 'Em Away, Toys, 28 (tie)
10. The B Sharps, 25.5
11. Springfield Fever, 3


Sunday, May 21, 2017

May 20, 2017 - CALGARY



Location: Dickens Pub
Episodes: The Boy Who Knew Too Much, Lady Bouvier's Lover, Secrets of a Successful Marriage
Categories: Waylon Smithers, Shelbyville
Winner: The Little Guys Who Haven't Done Anything Yet

1. The Little Guys Who Haven't Done Anything Yet, 48
2. Be Like the Boy, 45
3. A Nice Cool Glass of Turnip Juice, 42.5
3. Albuquerque Isotopes, 42.5
3. Simpsons Trivia is a lot like a beer. It looks good. It tastes good, and you’d step over your own mother just to be there., 42.5
3. We set out to answer the question: Is our team dumber than a hamster?, 42.5
7. Trivia teams have a lot of money these days, so after hosting them, you might consider robbing them., 42
8. The Barbeque-wrecking Know-nothing Know-it-alls, 41
9. Hark to the tale of Ezra and the team he loved so dear, they remained the best of friends for years and years and years!, 40
9. L.T. Smash and The Superliminals, 40
11. Now, I know we haven’t been the best trivia team. In fact, when you’re up there yak-yak-yaking, we’re usually either sleeping or mentally undressing the female trivia players. Anyway, can we have the bag of candy?, 39.5
11. Oh-o say can you see! Duh duh da da da dee light, whats so proudly we say da da da da da streaming. I shouldn’t have turn down those cue cards., 39.5
13. You’ll see all your favourite trivia team stars like Araiga! Ariaga Two! Badiaga! Aruglia! and Pizzoza!, 38
14. Los Meltdowns, 36
15. It was the best of teams, it was the blurst of teams., 35.5
16. Don Mattingly’s Shaved Sideburns, 35
16. I was going to win best name, but Adam screwed me. I got him back though, him and that little boy of his., 35
18. Oh, I’ll never be the darling of the so called Dickens Pub, who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about “what’s to be done with this trivia team?”, 31
19. Shitty Simpsons name - that's a paddling., 30
20. Don't thank us, thank the knife!, 29.5
21. The Pimps and the C.H.U.D.s, 28
22. Flancrest Enterprises, 27.5
23. Mur-diddly-er-dlers, 25.5
24. Stupid sexy Flanders, 22