Thursday, September 21, 2017

September 19, 2017 - Kitchener- Waterloo



Location : The Jazz Room
Categories : Bart, School and Education
Episodes : Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part 2, The PTA Disbands, Homer's Barbershop Quartet
Winners : Banana
Best Team Name : Some Kind of Non-Giving Up Trivia Guy

1. Banana - 38.5 pts
2. A groin-grabbingly good team - 36.5 pts
3. Just Once We'd Like to be Called "Sirs" Without Patrick and Jon Adding "You're Making a Scene" - 36 pts
4. The Grade A Morons - 34 pts
T5. Rowdy Roddy Peepers - 32 pts
T5. Table 5 - 32 pts
7. A Team of Less Discriminatin' Tastes - 30.5 pts
8. A Whale of A Wife - 29.5 pts
T9. Have the Rolling Stones Killed - 29 pts
T9. Trab Pu Kcip - 29 pts
T11. Hey everyone! I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt, and my butt smells, and I like to kiss my own butt. - 28.5 pts
T11. The team that lives above a bowling alley and below another bowling alley - 28.5 pts
13. Joey Joe-Joe Shabadoo - 27.5 pts
14. Sector 7G - 26 pts
T15. Some Kind of Non-Giving Up Trivia Guy - 25.5 pts
T15. Tied for Sixth with Table Time and Allied Biscuit - 25.5 pts
17. The All Ighty Ollars - 24.5 pts
18. Düff - 23.5 pts
T19. Business Hammocks by Swing-Lo Sweet Chariot - 21.5 pts
T19. Purple Monkey Dishwasher - 21.5 pts
21. Local Team Ruins Everything - 21 pts
22. The Meat Council - 19.5 pts
23. Love in the time of scurvy - 17 pts

Sunday, September 17, 2017

September 16, 2017 - CALGARY


Location: Dickens Pub
Episodes: Grade School Confidential, The Canine Mutiny, The Old Man and the Lisa
Categories: Kent Brockman, Roasting the new guy
Winner: And with that, a mighty cheer went up from the heroes of Dickens. They had banished the awful trivia host 1 forever, because he was haunted. Now let's all celebrate with a cool glass of sprinklebrau.

1.  And with that, a mighty cheer went up from the heroes of Dickens. They had banished the awful trivia host 1 forever, because he was haunted. Now let's all celebrate with a cool glass of sprinklebrau. 43.5
2.  We at Simpsons Trivia Night want a team with attitude. They're edgy, they're in your face. You've heard the expression "Let's get busy?" well this is a team that gets "biz-zay." Consistently and thoroughly. 40.5
3.  How do you keep Simpsons Trivia fresh and funny after 2 long years? Well here's what's on tap for year 3: All multiple choice rounds! Host after host after host! And did someone say "Exploding keg?" So join Calgary's favorite trivia hosts, and a tiny green space alien named Ezra that only Adam can see, in Dickens this fall! It'll be out of this world, right Ezra? 38
4.  So "if" first place in Simpsons trivia is "deadlocked" we'll be "sequestered" at Dickens pub where we'll get a free room, free sprinklebrau, free HBO, food oooh, free Willy! 38
5.  Occupation Please note trivia host isn't allowed, as it is not real work, that's why you don't get paid for it. 37.5
6.  Grace C'mere! There's a sinister looking Trivia Host I want you to see! 35.5
7.  Have you noticed any change in Adam? New co-host? No, he looks like something might be disturbing him. Probably misses his old co-host. 34
8.  Unmistakable cone of ignorance. 30.5
9.  Which popular Simpsons trivia host has retired in the past month? If you said Ezra, you are wrong. He was never popular. 30
10.  Utit Choomuang. 30
11.  The gay robots from Star Wars. 25.5
12.  Sex Cauldron. 23
13.  Our team name dates back to 19-dickety 2. 22
14.  Adding a new trivia host is often a desperate attempt to boost low turnout. 21
15.  Jizzwhizzles!! 11

Friday, September 15, 2017

September 11th, 2017 - Toronto


Location : Cadillac Lounge
Categories : Nelson Muntz, Singers and Songs
Episodes : A Star Is Burns, Hurrican Neddy, The PTA Has Disbanded!
Winners : Kwik-E-Mart Gougers
Matt Smith Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Team Naming : Eat Pant

1. Kwik-E-Mart Gougers - 47 pts
2. Our Entire Team is Dead. Or Sick, We Don't Know, We Can't Remember. - 44.5 pts
3. "Have You Ever Seen a Group Throw a Trivia Game?" "Yes, Once..." - 43.5 pts
4. Sex Cauldron - 41.5 pts
5. "Who Was Your Last Employer?" Lord And Lady Huffington of Sussex "Hey, Do We Know Them?" No.."Come On, Isn't She The Girl That Runs Simpsons Trivia? The Blonde Girl." That's Chris "Oh Yeah! So, Your Worked For Chris, Eh?" - 41 pts
5. This Team's Gonna Be Big. Gabby Hayes Big! - 41 pts
7. Every Time You Get a Point, We'll Send You $40! (Cheques Will Not Be Honored) - 39 pts
7. Vaseline on Toast - 39 pts
9. International Brotherhood of Jazz Dancers, Pastry Chefs & Nuclear Technicians (Local 643) - 37.5 pts
10. Slow Down! The Cadillac Lounge is For Regular Trivia. Not For Fancy Trivia! - 37 pts
11. Burkina Faso?! Disputed Zone?! What Team Called All These Weird Places? - 35 pts
12. Look Question Lady, Trivia is Not What We Really Do. We Play Keyboards. - 34 pts
13. The Team That Killed the Original Alfalfa - 32.5 pts
14. My Damn Weiner Kids - 32 pts
15. Simpsons Trivia: Good For Keeping Down the Urges - 31 pts
16. Facts are Meaningless. They Can Be Used to Prove Anything. - 28.5 pts
16. Vincent Price's Egg Magic - 28.5 pts
18. We're Going to Get Worse Before We Get Better - 28 pts
19. Our Team Sleeps in a Racecar, Does Yours? - 25.5 pts
20. Steve Bennett & Lois Sandborne - 21 pts
21. Osaka Seafood Concern - 19 pts
22. Eat Pant - 16.5 pts
23. Pyle? Shazam! - 12 pts
24. A Fridge Too Far - 8.5 pts

Monday, September 4, 2017

August 28, 2017 - Detroit




Location: Tipsy McStagger's
Categories: One Hit Wonders and Vices/Addictions
Episodes: Colonel Homer, The Joy of Sect, Bart the Mother
Winner: Beer Beer Beer Bed Bed Bed!

1. Beer Beer Beer Bed Bed Bed! - 44
2. Yeah, Well I Eat Froot Loops for Breakfast - 43.5
3. Lousy Beatnicks - 42.5
4. The Suckiest Bunch of Sucks That Ever Sucked - 36
5. Gudger College Dropouts - 35.5
6. The Hell's Satans Out of Bakersfield - 29.5
7. Wiggle Puppy - 27.5
8. Worst Team Name Ever - 15.5

Wednesday, August 30, 2017

August 21, 2017 - Chicago



Location: Pizzeria Serio
Categories: Flanders, Smells
Episodes: Marge vs. The Monorail, Who Shot Mr. Burns Part One, Bart's Comet
Winner
Neil Arsenty? Oh my God! We've gone back in time! We've got to warn everyone about Hitler! And get to the ice cream store!

Best Team Name: Just like the time I could have seen the eclipse at the mall. The entire day I kept sayin "I'll go a little later, I'll go a little later…" And then when I got there, they told me it'd just ended. And when I asked the mall guy if it would ever come back, he said he didn't know.

1. Neil Arsenty? Oh my god! We've gone back in time! We've got to warn everyone about Hitler! And get to the ice cream store!, 47.5 pts
2. We Now Return to the Return of Neil Arsenty Returns, 45.5 pts
3. Hey that trivia host looks like Neil Arsenty! Yeah, looks like., 45 pts
4. "Who's Playing those episodes? And Where's all that pizza coming from?" "It's Simpsons Trivia night, Marge. It doesn't have to make sense!", 44 pts
5. Your Infatuation is based on a physical attraction. Talk to the woman and you'll realize you have nothing in common., 40.5 pts
6. These Simpson Trivia team names are just a damn popularity contest with you people!, 39 pts
7. Neil, please. I must have you back. Just come for a ride with me in my mobile command unit, 38.5 pts
7. Why would a man with a shirt saying "Genius at Work" spend his time watching post season 11 Simpsons?, 38.5 pts
9. The Trivia Host Spencer Tracy called the most promising newcomer of 1959: Neil Arsenty!, 37.5 pts
10. Just like the time I could have seen the eclipse at the mall. The entire day I kept sayin "I'll go a little later, I'll go a little later…" And then when I got there, they told me it'd just ended. And when I asked the mall guy if it would ever come back, he said he didn't know., 37 pts
10. Neil, before you retire back to the frozen pudding wagon, you still owe us ten more Iroquois Twists!, 37 pts
12. Did you know that our team's scores were up 400% in round 2? If these trends continue, EEEYYYYY!, 36.5 pts
13. The Erotic Adventures of a Trivia Team, 36 pts
14. All Right, where's Neil Arsenty and that guy who uh eats people and takes their faces? (I'm right here Chief!) Okay then. Where's Neil Arsenty? (Eh, he ran off) Oh great. Well if anyone asks, I uh beat him to death., 35 pts
15. The Suckiest Bunch of Sucks Who Ever Sucked, 34.5 pts
16. As of this moment, this trivia team no longer exists. Say Hello to Miguel Sanchez, 33 pts
17. Caucus Caucus Cauc-US!, 31.5 pts
18. Alt-Ralphs, 30.5 pts
19. Racecar Beds, 28.5 pts
20. You don't scare me. That could be anyone's ass!, 28 pts
21. Spin the Middle Side Top-Wise, 27.5 pts
21. Damn Hell Ass Kings, 27.5 pts
23. Keep Watching the Skis, 13 pts
24. The B-sharps at Coachella 1999, 6.5 pts

Sunday, August 20, 2017

August 19, 2017 - CALGARY



Location: Dickens Pub
Episodes: King-Size Homer, Mother Simpson, Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming
Categories: Milhouse Van Houten, A Grab Bag of Questions that Belong in Different WOOHOO! Classic Simpsons Trivia Calgary Picture Rounds
Winner: Adam & Ezra’s Turtle (Alive and Well)

1. Adam & Ezra’s Turtle (Alive and Well), 48.5
2. Look, I know I haven’t been the best Simpsons fan. Usually when you’re up there blah blah blahing, I’m either mentally undressing Ezra. Anyway, can I have $10,000?, 46.5
3. Although, you know - though I started my Simpsons love several years before Ezra, so you know, I could never really have learned anything directly from him still, I think, in a way, in a very meaningful way, that, uh - that I - uh - uh -all of us - have - uh - learned from him. You know, that is by being at Simpsons Trivia for - for -for so many years. Even, even though you know, m-many of us we - we didn’t - we don't listen to his questions. Th - thank you., 45
4. “The Ballad of Pinchy and the Lemon” - We were at the beach/everybody had matching towels/somebody went under a dock/a there they saw a rock/it wasn’t a rock/it was a lemon/ LE-MON!, 43.5
4. Dear Ezra, you’re leaving Simpsons Trivia because you have lyme disease. Kevin’s biting me. Come back soon. Here’s a picture of a spirochete. Love, Ralph., 43.5
4. Muchas gracias, amigos, por todas las memorias. ¡Y super-gracias a Ezra!, 43.5
7. Jesus? Jesus? Don’t you kids know any team names? The Serpent of Reheboam? The Well of Zohassadar? The Bridal Feast of Beth Chadruharazzeb?, 41.5
7. Superfriends!, 41.5
9. The Confession of Ezra, 41
10. Ezra, I thought you might forget our little conversation, so I took the precaution of recording it: “Ezra, can we have the prize for best team name at Simpsons Trivia?” “You sure can.”, 40
11. The Rex Mars Atomic Discombobulators, 39.5
11. Somehow our team never made it to the big time. Why not? ‘Cause we lost 40 times in a row. That, plus politics. You know, it’s all politics. Lousy trivia hosts., 39.5
13. So that’s it after years of hosting Simpsons Trivia?! So long, good luck?, 38.5
14. No Homer’s Club, 38
15. A Giant Lizard!, 36.5
15. I’ve got nothing against you other teams, but I’m definitely going to make orphans of your children., 36.5
17. And since I’d achieved all of my goals as trivia host in one term, there was no need for a second. Hmm, good memoirs. Good, not great., 36
18. “Adam Upsets Ezra”, I’ll never forget that trivia night. “Adam!” “Shazam!”, 33.5
19. Get me Ezra’s non-union Mexican equivalent!, 33
20. Purple Monkey Dishwasher, 32.5
21. Step right up and witness the magnificent miracle of Ezra and Adam’s patented revitalizing Sprinklebräu! Put some ardor in your larder with our energizing, moisturizing, tantalizing, romanticizing, surprising, “her”-prizing, revitalizing Sprinklebräu!, 31.5
22. On this team, we obey the Laws of Thermodynamics!, 30
23. Simpsons Trivia is for jerks and lesbians., 29.5
24. In ’n Out Ear Piercing: If it dangles, we’ll punch a hole in it, 22.5
25. You don’t win trivia with salad, 18.5

Sunday, August 13, 2017

August 8th, 2017 - Toronto - 7th Anniversary Trivia!


Location: Cadillac Lounge
Categories: Marge's Cooking, Rivals
Episodes: Sweet Seymour Skinner's BadAssssss Song, You Only Movie Twice, Last Exit To Springfield
*No winners this month as no points were kept . Hooray! Everyone's a winner!! Except for the Diorama-Rama winners, they totally won stuff. Check out our Toronto Facebook Group for the photos!*

Here are the hilarious team names in no particular order(if you don't see your name, you forgot to hand in your team sheet!):

1. There Are Three Things We Are Never Going To Get Rid Of In This Town: One - The Bats In The Public Library, Two - Mrs. McFuly's Compost Heap, And Three - Our Seven-Term Trivia Host - The Illiterate Tax-Cheating, Wife-Swapping, Pot-Smoking SpendoCrat Diamond Chris Brazeau
2. But Our Mom Thinks We're Cool
3. It's Sma-Smimpsons Trivia's Birthday??? I Hope You Made A Special Cake For Us To Ruin!
4. My Cousin Crazy Talk
5. Ok, But This Is The Quiz Where You Register As A Sex Offender
6. Lovematic Grampas
7. Grade Us! Look At Us! Evaluate And Rank Us!!! We're Good, Good, Good And Oh So Smart!!!
8. Now I Know Our Team Haven't Been The Best Jews, But We've Rented Fiddler On The Roof And We WILL Watch It....
9. This Team Was Just Vapour Lock
10. Look In The Tunk
11. The Team That Used To Be With It, But Then They Changed What IT Was
12. Homer, Do You Know What A Rhetorical Question Is? Do I Know What A Rhetorical Question Is?????
13. Sex Cauldron
14. Homer Thompson (I Think He's Talking To You)
15. Sophisticated Millionaires From The Ozarks
16. Team Trivia, Homercles Care Not For Trivia!!!
17. An Unmistakable Cone of Ignorance
18. A Bunch Of Crumb Bums
19. WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia VII : Chris' Revenge!
20. The Simpsons
21. The Noodle-Armed Choir Boys
22. Iron Helps Us Play!
23. Steamed Hams
24. The Quiet Religious Team Who Ends Up Going Crazy
25. Goodtime Slim, Uncle Doobie and The Great Frisco Freak Out
26. Citizen Kang
27. Our Team Is ALSO Named Bort
28. Poo & Ass
29. Six Days A Week This Team Is A Hockey Rink
30. Team Discovery Channel
31. Mrs. Glick
32. Gudger College
33. Burkina Faso? Disputed Zone???
34. The Live 4 Evers
35. Krusty's Komedy Klassics
36. The Chazzwazzers
37. The Head Bee Guy
38. Our Team Was Declared Tasteless and Purile By A Panel Of Hillbillies
39. And Here Come The Pretzels!

Wednesday, August 2, 2017

July 31, 2017 - Detroit


Location: Tipsy McStagger's
Categories: Principal Skinner and Explosions/meltdowns/crashes
Episodes: Kamp Krusty, The Springfield Files, Last Exit to Springfield
Winner: Annual Gift Man

1. Annual Gift Man - 45.5
2. Hollywood Upstairs Medical College - 45
3. Egghead Likes His Booky Book - 40.5 (won tie breaker)
4. Gudger College Alumni - 40.5
5. Pi is Exactly 3 - 38
6. Team Discovery Channel - 37.5
7. The "Ow" in the Word "Now" - 35.5
8. Put It In H - 33.5
9. Pin Pals - 31
10. The Investorettes - 24.5
11. Get Confident, Stupid - 21
12. Shellbyville Sluggers - 19.5
13. The Duff McKeagan's - 17.5

Wednesday, July 26, 2017

July 17, 2017 - Chicago

Location: Pizzeria Serio
Categories: Fat Tony and his Gang, Vacations
Episodes: Bart of Darkness, Homer's Triple Bypass, Lisa's Date with Density
WinnerYou see in this case, instead of writing out their team name, this team has stamped the name of their cayman islands holding corporation on the... Hmmm. Excuse me for a minute. 
Best Team Name: You have 30 seconds to turn in your sheets. You have 10 seconds. Your sheets have been impounded. Your sheets have be crushed into a cube. You have 30 seconds to turn in your cube.


1. You see in this case, instead of writing out their team name, this team has stamped the name of their cayman islands holding corporation on the... Hmmm. Excuse me for a minute. (46.5 points)
2. The highly unpopular 75 cent team. (46 points)
3. Tibor and the Immigrants (42.5 points)
4. Pukahontas (41.5 points)
5. The best team is in the rump! (39 points)
6. Aaron, we engaged in trivia with your spouse or significant other. Now THAT'S hosting! (38.5 points)
7. Smooth Jimmy's Lock of the Week (38 points)
8. Everyone's saying "Game of Thrones" this and "Game of Thrones" that, but no one is saying "Simpsons" this, and "trivia night" that! (37 points)
9. Oh, I thought Muddy Waters wrote that team name. (35.5 points)
10. Hey there, teamy boys, flying through the sky so fancy free. (34.5 points)
11. PBR Tall Boys and dessert pizza for dinner, Aunt Helga? Is it trivia night already? Tis, replied Aunt Helga! (33.5 points)

12. A Couple of Rory Calhouns (32.5 points)
13. I've got a gut feeling Neil's around here somewhere. (31 points)
14. Hank Scorpio's Hammock Appreciation Society (29 points)
14. Tonight's Simpson's Trivia was, without a doubt, the worst trivia ever. Rest assured that I will be on the internet within minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world. (29 points)
16. You have 30 seconds to turn in your sheets. You have 10 seconds. Your sheets have been impounded. Your sheets have be crushed into a cube. You have 30 seconds to turn in your cube. (28.5 points)
17. Grammar Rodeo (27.5 points)
17. Dead White Male Bashing PC Thugs (27.5 points)
19. Moe's Car Hole (23.5 points)
20. Paint Team Name Here Tomorrow 7/17/95 (15.5 points)
21. We met at Simpsons karaoke and fell in love. (12 points)
22. Sure we'll be a sham team, but we'll the envy of every other sham team in town! (10 points) [joined another team]

Sunday, July 23, 2017

July 8, 2017 - CALGARY



Location: Dickens Pub
Episodes: Bart vs. Australia, Homer vs. Patty and Selma, Lisa's Wedding
Categories: Chief Wiggum, Canada
Winner: So, burn Simpsons Trivia if you must. But before you do, you better burn a few other things. You better burn your score sheet and pen. Be sure to burn your table and chairs, and oh yes, don't forget to burn your mugs. Because none of these things would exist without two trivia hosts, one Dickens Pub, and a hell of a lot of beer.

1. So, burn Simpsons Trivia if you must. But before you do, you better burn a few other things. You better burn your score sheet and pen. Be sure to burn your table and chairs, and oh yes, don't forget to burn your mugs. Because none of these things would exist without two trivia hosts, one Dickens Pub, and a hell of a lot of beer., 47
2. I can't believe it! I'm seeing double! FOUR SPAGHETTI DINNERS in one day!, 46.5
3. Adam and Ezra are disengenuous mountabanks with their subliminal chicanery! A pox on them!, 46
4. Fellow trivia players, prepare to be dazzled! The name of the trivia I played was Woo Hoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia. It was about these people…people with yellow skin, overbites, and liver spots on their heads. Did I mention this trivia was written by two guys named Adam and Ezra? And hosted by the good people at Dickens Pub. So, in conclusion, on the Holmes scale of 1-10, 10 being the highest, 1 being the lowest, and 5 being average, I give this trivia a 9. Any questions? No? Then I'll just sit down., 44
4. A team with a good name is kind of like the mule with the spinning wheel. He doesn't know how he got it, and danged if he knows how to use it!, 44
6. There's no Sprinklebrau…an escaped mental patient tampered with the keg., 43
7. And, for the record, there were a few Jewish cowboys. Big guys, who were great shots, and spent money freely., 41
7. Dear Adam and Ezra, I am disgusted with the way trivia contestants are depicted on television. We are not all vibrant, fun-loving sex maniacs. Many of us are bitter, resentful individuals, who remember the good old days when Simpsons Trivia was bland and inoffensive. The following is a list of words that I never want to hear at Simpsons Trivia again: 1. Wrong answer. 2. Last Place. 3. Family jewels., 41
9. If you don't cut it as trivia hosts, you can always fall back on your degree in…COMMUNICATIONS?!, 39
10. Born to Runner Up, 37
10. Seymour Butts, 37
12. Stupid teams need the most attention!, 36
13. Stupid Sexy Flanders, 35
14. A team embiggened by its cromulence, 34
15. Team Üter, 27

Wednesday, July 12, 2017

July 11th, 2017 - Toronto


Location : Cadillac Lounge
Categories : Kent Brockman, Oh! Canada!
Episodes : Itchy and Scratchy Land, Boy Scoutz in Da Hood, Krusty Gets Kancelled
Winners : Matt Smith Says Chris Will Crack Any Minute Purple Monkey Dishwasher
Matt Smith Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Team Naming :
The Review "Team Enjoyed By All" Speaks For Itself


1.Matt Smith Says Chris Will Crack Any Minute Purple Monkey Dishwasher - 47 pts
2. Kwik-E-Mart Gougers - 46 pts
3. The Neglecterinos - 45 pts
4. The Nelsons ft. (Not Pictured, Mrs. Eisenhower) - 43 pts
5. Colonel Dracula Joins the Trivia Team! - 42 pts
6. Our Team Only Has Nescafe. We're Very Very Sorry. - 41.5 pts
7. It Doesn't Matter What Our Name is, You Idiot! - 40 pts
8. Dear Ms. Brazeau, There are Too Many Teams These Days. Please Eliminate Three. We Are Not Crackpots - 39.5 pts
9. The Frogurt is Also Cursed - 39 pts
10. Uosdwis R Dewoh - 38.5 pts
11. Two Bad Neighbors - 38 pts
12. Hard Work Made Us Quit - 37 pts
13. Champions of Winning Superb 36 pts
14. This So Called "Simpsons Trivia" is Nothing More Than a Bunch of Weird Rituals Designed to Take Away the Money of Fools - 35.5 pts
15. 3 Naked 8-Year Olds Who Are Married - 34.5 pts
16. Oooh, They Question Answers Good - 33.5 pts
16. Pimps and CHUDs - 33.5 pts
16. The Review "Team Enjoyed By All" Speaks For Itself - 33.5 pts
16. We're Not Gay, But We'll Learn - 33.5 pts
20. The Darryl Strawberrys - 33 pts
21. Hey Chris, Your Epidemis is Showing! - 32 pts
21. The Hammock District - 32 pts
23.The Team That Couldn't Slow Down - 31.5 pts
24. The Maison Derrieres - 28.5 pts
25. The Sandal-Wearing Goldfish Tenders - 28 pts
26. Remember When I Went to That Trivia Night and Forgot How to Drive? - 26.5 pts
26. The Yarrest Simpsons Trivia-Goin' Team There Be - 26.5 pts
28. The Team That Lives Above a Bowling Alley and Below Another Bowling Alley - 25.5 pts
28. Trabampoline! - 25.5 pts
30. Go Banana! - 24 pts
31. Iron Helps Us Play! - 22.5 pts
32. Allied Biscuit - 22 pts
33. Worker and Parasite - 21.5 pts
34. Wasteman - 21 pts
35. The "Shake Harder" Boys! - 20 pts
36. The Nye Mets - 19 pts
37. Caucus! Caucus! Caucus! - 16.5 pts
37. Milpool - 16.5 pts
39. Pressed Peanut Sweepings - 16 pts
40. Egg Advisory Council - 12.5 pts
41. What the Hell is This... Some Kind of Tube!? - 5.5 pts

Friday, July 7, 2017

June 19, 2017 - Chicago

Location: Pizzeria Serio
Categories: Apu, Fatherhood
Episodes: Lemon of Troy, Saturdays of Thunder, Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song
Winner: The Erotic Awakening of This Team 
Best Team Name: Could You Explain Your Team Name, Young Man? "Well, Basically I Just Copied An Old         Name From Blogspot. Then I Added a Pizzeria Serio Reference To Make It Sound Original.                                          And This Racing Stripe Here I Feel Is Pretty Sharp

1. The Erotic Awakening of This Team (49.5 points)
2. I Don't Care What Excuse You've Got. Nothing's Going to Stop Me in the Middle of Reading This Team Name.        You're Going to … Lemon Tree?! (45 points)
3. Team Discovery Channel (42.5 points)
4. Lepers in the Backfield (42 points)
4. Are You Saying Woo Hoo Classic Simpsons Trivia or Woo-Urns? (42 points)
6. No One Is Assured a Spot To Host  Trivia! I Don't Care If Your Name is Warren or Aaron or (Quick, What's One      of the Bad Host's Names?) or Neil Arsenty! (41 points)
7. "A Drawing of Dignity" (40.5 points)
7. Ayn Rand's School For Tots (40.5 points)
9. Why Does Our Team Name Have To Be Zany? (40 points)
9. Brown. Did You Hear That Simpsons Trivia People? Brown! (40 points)
11. I Moved Here From Wrigleyville and They Think I'm Slow, Eh? (38.5 points)
12. "Chicago, Your Trivia Hosts Are No More… Than a Pair of Ill-Bred Troublemakers." "Warren too?" "Especially       Warren. But Especially Aaron!" (36.5 points)
13. The Finger Thing Means The Taxes! (36 points)
13. United Steelworkers of America Parade (36 points)
15. Could You Explain Your Team Name, Young Man? "Well, Basically I Just Copied An Old Name From                         Blogspot. Then I Added a Pizzeria Serio Reference To Make It Sound Original. And This Racing Stripe Here I         Feel Is Pretty Sharp (35 points)
16. Before We Joined Simpsons Trivia We Didn't Even Know What A Nuclear Panner Plant Was! (34.5 points)
17. I Didn't Think He Was Going To Ask Any Questions About "Moon River" But Bam! Second Round! (34 points)
18. The I Didn't Do It Dancers (32.5 points)
18. Poor Predictable Trivia Team. Always Picks Rock. (32.5 points)
20. That Was Some Good Corn (32 points)
21. I've Got To Stop Fantasizing About Trivia Hosts (31 points)
21. A Rare Photo of Sean Connery Signed By Roger Moore (31 points)
23. The Dialing Wands (29.5 points)
23. AFL/CIO Chairman George Meaney (29.5 points)
25. And Here Comes the Pretzels! (29 points)
25. Two Naked Eight Year Olds Who Are Married (29 points)
27. Tis No Trivia Team. Tis a Remorseless Eating Machine! (28.5 points)
28. Older, Balder, Fatter Sons (28 points)
29. Stacycon '94 (27.5 points)
29. The Suckiest Bunch of Sucks That Ever Sucked (27.5 points)
31. Note:By Reading This Team Name Out Loud You Have Declared Us Winners Into Perpetuity Throughout the         Universe (26.5 points)
32. Good Team Names Don't End in "Eum." They End in "-Teria" and "-Mania" (25 points)
33. Groin Grabbingly Good Team (23.5 points)
34. Oh No, The Corn! Warren and Aaron Are Going To Have My Legs Broke! (23 points)
35. Milpool (22.5 points)
36. Contingency Fee? No, Money Down! (20.5 points)
37. My Eyes! The Beer Goggles Do Nothing! (12.5 points)
38. Stupid, Sexy Flanders (8 points)